My finger f&!@ing hurts.

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skywalker said:
Give me your hand, I'll make your head stop hurting. :rlaugh:
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital
swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the hospital director became aware of Edna's
heroic act, she immediately ordered that Edna be
discharged from the hospital because she now is
considered to be mentally stable.

The director went to Edna and said, "I have some good
news and some bad news. The good news is that you're
being discharged because you responded so rationally
to a crisis by jumping in the pool to save the life of
another patient. Your action displays soundmindedness.

The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung
himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right
after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there
to dry. How soon can I go home?"
 
Going way back on this thread, I think the line "you can't fall off the Floor" is called "Paul's Law", and it falls under the umbrella of "Murphy's LAw", the greatest force in the world.


BTW, wouldn't HM be more afraid of fire, since most of his adventures und up with things burning?
 
I feel your pain and hope you mend quickly. I also broke my finger last week (got it smashed in an accident involving a forklift part that I was trying to bolt back on.) The doctor at the Hospital put it in a splint but that hinders everything that I do so I don't wear it.