Update: Wired Weird!
Considering the many wiring hacks I've found in this car I didn't want to just go and plug the inertia switch pigtail back in. I was afraid of frying something. So, here's what I did:
1) On the inertia switch pigtail I tested the red/blk wire for continuity straight to ground -nadda.
2) Then, I tried testing the solid red wire for power w/KOEO, but I didn't see any. This confused me and I wondered if my light wasn't working. Therefore, I left the jumper as is and checked to see if the car started -it did.
3) Then, I checked for fuel pump prime upon KOEO several times -it primed.
4) Next, I unhooked one side of the jumper (the jumper was so loose a stiff breeze would've made it fall out). With one side unhooked the pump would not prime, nor would the car start. At this point I thought it safe to assume that my light was bunk and that there was indeed power from the pump relay to the pigtail at KOEO.
5) Therefore, I hooked up the pigtail to the switch and checked for pump prime KOEO. The pump primed fine.
6) Then, I tried starting the car. The car started fine. Everything seems to be good.
I'm assuming someone jumpered it during diagnostics to remove the inertia switch variable and forgot to hook it back up properly. As far as the other 2 pigtails go, I could not locate anything in the vicinity into which they plug. So, I zip-tied everything secure, made sure all the wires were insulated, and put the rear panel back.
When I first found that jumpered wire it was dangling in the trunk just begging to short out and/or fall out and leave me stranded. Thank the Lord I noticed this foolishness.