Finally got the leakdown test done. I just took the o-ring off of the hose, and even with the air leaking out of the surrounding threads, enough air was abke to run through the system to pressurize it.
Pretty much every spark plug had hardened white residue and some oil on the threads.
I tested all of them when the engine had completely cooled down and without pouring any oil into the valve covers. Idk how in the world others test it warm or hot without getting scalded or first-degree burns. Maybe with insulated sleeves and gloves. It was already hard enough without the engine being hot.
I didn't read that I was supposed to check the PCV valve during the testing. I'm hoping that doesn't mean I have to do the whole entire test over again (or even a single cylinder). Air was coming out of the oil cap during every cylinder test, so it's possible that was from the PCV valve, but without retesting all six cylinders, I won't know for sure. I can't mentally picture the path the air would flow through all the way from each cylinder to the PCV valve. I read that air from the PCV valve can mean bad piston rings, but since I tested them with the engine cold and without the seal that warm oil provides, that might not be it. I think the chances that all six cylinders would have bad piston rings is pretty low.
Cyl 1 85/80 supposedly 30% on the other one. Air mostly from vacuum hose going to air filter assembly, but also from dip stick and oil cap. Some from throttle body. Checked it again after I checked the other 5 cylinders, got 95/85, 20%; no air from anywhere but the oil cap.
Cyl 2 72/69 (keep in mind the absolute psi going into it has more to do with how impatient I was with the air compressor and trying to get the TDC. I'm more concerned with the relative leakage psi), 30%-20% on other one. Some air coming from oil cap, no air from anywhere else. Checked it after the other 5, got 96/86, 25%, no air from anywhere but the oil cap.
Cyl 3 92/90, 0% on the second one. Barely any air coming from the oil cap. No air coming from anywhere else.
Cyl 4 79/76, 17%. Some air from the oil cap, no air from anywhere else.
Cyl 5 82/78, 7%. Some air from the oil cap, no air from anywhere else.
Cyl 6 94/84, 10%. Some air from the oil cap, no air from anywhere else.
To sum up, every port pushed at least some air out the oil cap, with pretty much zero air from everywhere else, including the radiator. No cylinder tested worse than 10% to 25% leakage, although the 0% leakage on cyl 3 and 25% on cyl 1 is a significant delta, I think. All of the spark plugs had hard, white residue built up on them, some more than others. The PCV valve not being checked during testing leaves me with fewer hints than guesses.