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MysteryMachine

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WHATSSSSSSSSSSSSSS UP? Just wanted to say hey to all my normal chating buddies. Its early, waiting on the gf to get done so we can go out, and theres nothing new posted.

Ya'll have a good day. I should, suppose to get some today haven't had any in like a month. I'm going bonkers

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(why is our flag smaller then the damn canadians?) THIS IS BULL****
 

Guero

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go spank the monkey!!! or get a new girl i get laid more often than that and i dont have a girl
 

MysteryMachine

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I love my girl so that won't happen. Its the fact Shes in school during the day, I work nights, and her parents are *******s. When we're both home they say she's not allowed out.

I'm growing up man getting old spanking the monkey just don't do it for me anymore. And The gf is the best so nothing compares lol
 

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lol. do her her parents know you own a gun?
 

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w00t--you're gitty like a schoolgirl!
 

xr8d302

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holy crap, my name mentioned in a thread title....I have a mild erection!

Hi Everybody!!
 

urban96

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girls are evil





sorta
 

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When you are married with three kids, sex is like
far from your mind, to busy working to pay for what felt good 10yrs ago which is my oldest
girl. I'm still young 28 but have a way to go before they move out and i expand my inventory with a new stang. Now that will be the day. If i would have listen to my wife NO does mean NO!!!!
 

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well didn't get laid but she gave me something else haha best bj i've ever had. Sex tomorrow morning woot.

Guero no i don't think they do but then again they think i'm only 20
 

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getting a BJ from your girl is disgusting. then you kiss her, and your eating your own dick. thats nasty, BJ's are suppose to be gotten by one night stands. and on the gun, walk in with it on your holster then the'll let her go out anytime cuz the'll be to scared to say no.lol
 

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zkillrr said:
When you are married with three kids, sex is like
far from your mind, to busy working to pay for what felt good 10yrs ago which is my oldest
girl. I'm still young 28 but have a way to go before they move out and i expand my inventory with a new stang. Now that will be the day. If i would have listen to my wife NO does mean NO!!!!
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what happen to the condom?
 

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you talk a lot for someone that don't even know what sex is. Stick with your hand
 

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you talk a lot for someone that don't even know what sex is. Stick with your hand
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lol dont get mad. id only had two BJ's, and i still dont like getting them from girls that im not going out with. i think that just nasty.
 

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lol dont get mad. id only had two BJ's, and i still dont like getting them from girls that im not going out with. i think that just nasty.
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**** dude i haven't had any action in like 3 weeks. I was taking what i could get.
 

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lol i understand thats how my BJ's happened. but i felt weird after words like in a disgusting way, i always thought they were going to be more fun. lol
 

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then she ain't doing it right LOL
 

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lol, i dont it was that.
 

SeventyMach1

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lol. do her her parents
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Whoa Guero. Down boy!














LOL. J/K ..... I stopped reading that line mid-sentence & had a bad thought.
 
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