"What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!
It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"
edit* now that i read the lyrics this song scares me
When the first cave man drove in from the drags,
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and eggs
Must had been a genius, got in his head
plug the toaster in the wall, buy a loaf of bread make toast
When the first cave man drove in from the drags,
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and eggs
Must had been a genius, got in his head
plug the toaster in the wall, buy a loaf of bread make toast
Heywood Banks song from the "Bob and Tom Radio Show"
"I get up in the morning about 6 AM
have a little jelly have a little jam
take a piece of bread put it in the slot
push down the lever and the wires get hot
I get Toast...
[Chorus]
YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!! "