i've had horrible abdominal pains for a while - so i broke down and went to the er. i have a history of kidney stones, so it was no surprise when they took a ct scan and found a stone in my left kidney. the problem ... this thing's roughly the size of an Abrams tank. so bright and early tomorrow morning i am going in for a lithotripsy surgery. should be pretty straight forward, but either way it's gonna suck. once the stone is broken up the real fun begins. i have to pass the broken pieces. "sorry little fella but this is for your own good" i've been telling him, but he ain't buying it.
just to give you a frame of reference of just how pleasant it is passing a kidney stone, pretend you are naked in a field of flowers, covered in butter and a horde of Roseanne Barr's are charging toward you at full tilt. or maybe imagine jerking off with a cheese grater, or being drug face down through hell by your testicles.
wish me luck. ouch.
just to give you a frame of reference of just how pleasant it is passing a kidney stone, pretend you are naked in a field of flowers, covered in butter and a horde of Roseanne Barr's are charging toward you at full tilt. or maybe imagine jerking off with a cheese grater, or being drug face down through hell by your testicles.
wish me luck. ouch.