How to poop at work.

95COBRA241 · Nov 18, 2005

That is funny as ****!! Someone is real Freudian to sit and analyze how they **** and fart.

WhiteStallionGT · Nov 18, 2005

Yeah, Uncle Teds are the worste. You can't go all out w/o him hearing it. If I have time, I usually wait until he leaves.

MysteryMachine · Nov 18, 2005

what i used to hate is when you go in and theres nobody in there so you sit down and start then someone walks in and goes in another stall.

xr8d302 · Nov 18, 2005

When someone comes into another stall, I have a tendancy to try and make as much noise as possibly from my ass to get that person to leave....usually works

I like to poop alot.

ProKiller · Nov 18, 2005

xr8d302 said:
When someone comes into another stall, I have a tendancy to try and make as much noise as possibly from my ass to get that person to leave....usually works

I like to poop alot.

i'ev tried that and the opposite has happened. they have have just laughed and tried having a conversation about what i ate. it was horrible.

crapola ...teehee

xr8d302 · Nov 18, 2005

ProKiller said:
i'ev tried that and the opposite has happened. they have have just laughed and tried having a conversation about what i ate. it was horrible.

crapola ...teehee

Solution: Throw wet toilet paper over the stall wall....that usually gets them out of there pretty quick...

SeventyMach1 · Nov 18, 2005

Zero Signal · Nov 18, 2005

I always get a kick out of making people feel uncomfortable by talking to the guy in the next stall or if someone lets one rip at the urinal I'll say "WEAK!". Or when I see them walk out of the stall I'll just shoot a simple "Jeesus christ!" and pull my shirt over my nose. They will either look embarrassed or laugh, but either way I'm amused and that's all that counts, lol.

WhiteStallionGT · Nov 18, 2005

Zero Signal said:
I always get a kick out of making people feel uncomfortable by talking to the guy in the next stall or if someone lets one rip at the urinal I'll say "WEAK!".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW I BURST OUT PRETTY HARD

MysteryMachine · Nov 19, 2005

theres a deaf guy at work when hes in there he grunts and moans really loud scared the hell outta me i didn't know what was going on lol

HISSIN50 · Nov 19, 2005

WhiteStallionGT said:
WOW I BURST OUT PRETTY HARD

Out of which end did you burst out?

You guys are sick. WHen I was in third grade, I walked in to the bathroom to find a guy dropping a deuce in the urinal.

BlownFiveLiter · Nov 19, 2005

I miss having an office job. Everyday after lunch, it was like clockwork, I had to go. I used to go in the most used bathroom in the office, just so everyone could enjoy it with me. Especially on Mondays, when I still had a little Bud Light turd left to get out of my system from the weekend, and I'd be sure to make it smell, all the way out into the hall

Zero Signal · Nov 19, 2005

You guys are sick. WHen I was in third grade, I walked in to the bathroom to find a guy dropping a deuce in the urinal.

Ahh yes, elementary school and day-care brings back many poop memories. Kids pooping in their pants, kids pooping on the floor in the bathroom, and in the ural, even a kid pulling poop out of the toilet and putting it in another toilet for some reason.

MysteryMachine · Nov 19, 2005

well atleast he didn't put it in his pocket for later

HISSIN50 · Nov 19, 2005

John, I once cleared out a good part of a dorm floor at the U.

xr8d302 · Nov 19, 2005

I watched my dad crap in his pants once...he was running for the bathroom as hard as he could down the hallway of his apartment building...then he just flailed everywhere....then looked at me and said "F**K, it's too late"

CManT1914 · Nov 19, 2005

MysteryMachine said:
theres a deaf guy at work when hes in there he grunts and moans really loud scared the hell outta me i didn't know what was going on lol

ROFLMAO!!

HISSIN50 said:
You guys are sick. WHen I was in third grade, I walked in to the bathroom to find a guy dropping a deuce in the urinal.

AHAHAHA!!!!!!

This is possibly the funniest thread ot the year. I am in tears...........

MysteryMachine · Nov 19, 2005

xr8d302 said:
I watched my dad crap in his pants once...he was running for the bathroom as hard as he could down the hallway of his apartment building...then he just flailed everywhere....then looked at me and said "F**K, it's too late"

rgs · Nov 19, 2005

omfg thats disgusting!! ALL OF IT!

95Vert · Nov 19, 2005

I've got one about my dad too. He was on his way to work several years ago. He was still hungover and he said he had to fart. When he tilted his body to let the wind go off with less restriction, a small piece of crap came out. He was almost at work and had to turn back to change his underwear. I offered him a pamper but he refused.

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