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I could murder someone right now

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cenok is family

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i've come to the conclusion that i just can't have a nice car.

 
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WTF happened?
 

SMOKEDYA

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looks like a nice day in OK!
 

cenok is family

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my girlfriend didn't see me parked behind her in the driveway last night and backed into it with her f150.
 
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Ouch... I think the GFs insurance co. needs a call.
 

cenok is family

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SMOKEDYA said:
looks like a nice day in OK!
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yeah it's sunny, pretty chilly though. i won't be enjoying it cruising around in my car though.
 

cenok is family

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DontGivaRatz said:
Ouch... I think the GFs insurance co. needs a call.
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yeah they are
 

1991notchbackLX

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Definitely dump that girl.
 

capri debris

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On page 243 of the Mans Handbook, it clearly indicates a cross reference to page 4, section 8 of the Womans Handbook whereupon it states that, and I quote:

"If at any time while exisiting as a female, if said female, while operating a motor vehicle, causes damage to a vehicle owned by a male partner, which whom you have been intimate with in the past 6 months (ie: boyfriend/husband/f**k-buddy/etc.) is bound by option 16 that mandates that you MUST allow said male partner to PIITB as often and as HARD as he deems appropriate until the damage of your anus is equal to, but not greater than, the damage caused to said vehicle."
 
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Kman92

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matador91

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Lol so damn funny
 

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rofl
 
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FoxGT87

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now that is good stuff right there.
 

85_SS_302_Coupe

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If that's not grounds to PIITB then i don't know what is.
 

2000xp8

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Your girlfriend drives an f150?
 

BK_CAULEY

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that is the funniest **** i have read in a long time.
 

cenok is family

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capri debris said:
On page 243 of the Mans Handbook, it clearly indicates a cross reference to page 4, section 8 of the Womans Handbook whereupon it states that, and I quote:

"If at any time while exisiting as a female, if said female, while operating a motor vehicle, causes damage to a vehicle owned by a male partner, which whom you have been intimate with in the past 6 months (ie: boyfriend/husband/f**k-buddy/etc.) is bound by option 16 that mandates that you MUST allow said male partner to PIITB as often and as HARD as he deems appropriate until the damage of your anus is equal to, but not greater than, the damage caused to said vehicle."
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hahahahahahaha

2000xp8 said:
Your girlfriend drives an f150?
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yup. a 2002
 

hsean

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too funny
 
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hahaaa
 

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LMAO!!!!!!
 
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