I like to pictue my jesus in a tuxedo shirt

[bubba-dough]

Anyone else?

 

[Strype]

 

[FSTRDNU]

i like baby jesus
weighing in a 6 lbs 3 oz

 

[payupsucka]

i like to picture jesus with big eagles wings singing lead vocals for lynrd skynrd with a whole angel band and iam in the front row and iam hammered drunk

 

[90]

i like to picture jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, it say i am formal.. But im here to party, and thats what i am here for THe party!

 

[bubba-dough]

I wet the bed til I was 19. No shame in that.

 

[FrankenStang]

You know, Jesus DID grow up.

 

[RsStanG1987]

Its 8lbs 5oz... And they cut a scene from the dvd that was in the theatrical version.

 

[Daggar]

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That is all.

 

[Strype]

I'm going to get you Ricky Bobby

 

[90]

dear little 8lbs 5oz baby jesus, watching your educational lerning videos... lol

 

[SteedaGT9150]

i piss excellence every morning

 

[FrankenStang]

Don't you stick that *knife in your leg....

*pronounced Kaniffe. Why? Because I like it better.

 

[Strype]

If we wanted us some wusses we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman.

 

[90]

look at FBD's signature, when ricky bobby 1st got into the race car i was repeteing what he said about having a chubby right now, but i was refering to being in the posse. and ragtop posted a face like this---> after i said i had a chubby, LMAO that was classic!

 

[Strype]

I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.

 

[bubba-dough]

Its 8lbs 5oz... And they cut a scene from the dvd that was in the theatrical version.

Yeah there are a few differences that I didn't care for. But I did like the added scenes at the bar.

Like Glenn and the other guy talkin about is nanna's b-day.

"Get her a gigalow. She probably has 100 afghans in her closet. How many dudes she got coming over to have sex with her.....Be thoughtful Glen!"

 

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

I would picture a modern day Jesus in khakis and a 2 sizes too big flannel shirt with sandals.

 

[DMAN302]

I picture baby jesus (bless you baby jesus) as a labrador..a yellow lab, watching, judging.....never speaking, but speaking volumes with his little brown eyes. That's how I picture jesus.

 

[bryce93lx]

i'm as hard as a dimond in a snow storm