It's been awhile........

steelhorse

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The warm end of the gutter....Texas baby!

Sep 20, 2005

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Howdy!.....what's everyone been up to?

Is this still a mustang forum/retirement home?

Who's up for some shuffleboard and Strawberry Daquiris?

 

StangDreamin'

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Sep 20, 2005

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Where have you been? We haven't had anybody to kick around in so long, my knee is getting stiff

Wait a minute, did you go down to San Antonio anytime recently??? 1/2NK swore she saw a Planters' "Mr Peanut" weaving back and forth in a Volkswagen headed east in the westbound lane of the freeway last week......
C'mon, you can tell us - that was you, right?

Oh, by the way; the bar next to the Jacuzzi is doing a little "redneck retro" night (Fuzzy put something in the blender - some kinda lump covered in Por-15 - and now it's broken), so no Daiquiris or Margaritas. How's about a nice Jack & Coke?

Beam & Seven?
Can't go wrong with a Velvet & Water!

 

65stanger

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Sep 20, 2005

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Oh sure, blame me for breaking the blender! If you had just bought the one I recommended, we wouldn't be in this predicament, but Noooooooooooooooo! you said, jet fuel is tooooooo expensive you said...........goddamnwhippersnapper!

 

StangDreamin'

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Sep 20, 2005

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Hey now, I wasn't the one who put that lump of whatever in there!

Come to think of it, didn't you POR-15 that petrified mouse that you found in the brake drum of Sally's new rear axle? I thought you were gonna mount that on a plaque to give to Realmongo?

Was that what you stuck in the blender? Why? You know we were gonna need it for that party with the girls this weekend!

Oh, never mind - pass me back that bottle of Jim Beam and let's get on with kicking the Peanut-boy around

 

65stanger

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Sep 21, 2005

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Sorry Jimmy, I don't have your Jimmy!
I thought that lump was Peanut-boy?
I didn't POR15 the mouse, fact of the matter is, I don't know where he got off too! Just what I needed, a dead mouse infesting my house!
Good thing I work nights at the Nursing Home, but I am STILL wary of things that go "BUMP" in the night!
TRUST me on that....if something goes "BUMP" in the night, it is NOT a good thing..................

 

steelhorse

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Sep 22, 2005

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Ok, now I can forgive alot of things but not having daquaris or margaritas in the gutter bar is WAY out of line.

You know forgeting what you did with the por-15'ed mouse carcass is a good sign of old age.

Hey Felix.. buy Oscar a new blender....or are you Oscar?

 

steelhorse

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Sep 22, 2005

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65stanger said:

TRUST me on that....if something goes "BUMP" in the night, it is NOT a good thing..................

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I bet it's been awhile since anything has went bump in night eh

 

65stanger

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Sep 22, 2005

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steelhorse said:

Ok, now I can forgive alot of things but not having daquaris or margaritas in the gutter bar is WAY out of line.

You know forgeting what you did with the por-15'ed mouse carcass is a good sign of old age.

I bet it's been awhile since anything has went bump in night eh

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Ever hear of BYOB!?!?
Never did get around to POR15-ing Mickey, I think his cousin's spirited him away to the mousey graveyard..............
Uhhhh, unfortunately no.....it happens all to frequently........

 

Realmongo

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Sep 22, 2005

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What??? You POR-15ed the pet I gave you???

 

StangDreamin'

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Sep 23, 2005

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Realmongo said:

What??? You POR-15ed the pet I gave you???

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I think it was Hungry(Trunk)Monkey's idea!

 

65stanger

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Sep 23, 2005

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NO! No! Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononono!
Mickey DID NOT get POR15'd!

He just up and vanished one night...........come to think of it, I did hear some strange noises coming from the basement, like the rustling of little mousey robes and little mousey voices chanting incantations..........I just let them be, I didn't want to give them the excuse to resort to human sacrifices!

 

Realmongo

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65stanger said:

NO! No! Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononono!
Mickey DID NOT get POR15'd!

He just up and vanished one night...........come to think of it, I did hear some strange noises coming from the basement, like the rustling of little mousey robes and little mousey voices chanting incantations..........I just let them be, I didn't want to give them the excuse to resort to human sacrifices!

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Mickey? I thought it was Minnie we sent down there.

 

65stanger

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Sep 23, 2005

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Realmongo said:

Mickey? I thought it was Minnie we sent down there.

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Tough to tell....the carcass was so desicated it could've been Cleopatra for all I know!

 

steelhorse

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Sep 23, 2005

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Oh great...now the closet is infested with a cult of egyptian chanting mice....time to setout the traps

 

chepsk8

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Sep 23, 2005

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I hope they can't swim in the gutter.....

 

Realmongo

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Oh they can do much more than swim!

 

chepsk8

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Do they have boats with paddles?

 

steelhorse

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Sep 23, 2005

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Realmongo said:

Oh they can do much more than swim!

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Olympic diving champions?

 

65stanger

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Sep 23, 2005

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I think it was a pre-Sumerian dialect they were chanting.............