Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

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at least he doesn't have to worry about the car asking him where he's been, who's he's been with, what time he's coming home, why does he smell like perfume and sex, and the nagging of why haven't you done the laundry, mowed the lawn, fixed the toilet, and cleaned out the garage.....


oh and he doesn't have to work about the car getting pregnant or giving him an std.