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Willybill32

But at least it's tight!
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General karthief said:
Forgot all about those light switches didn't ya?
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No, I did get the switches…

Bill
 

nickyb

I gotta say i never painted my nuts, Never Ever
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Switches? Meow
 

Bullitt347

I have been doing it wrong this whole time
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limp said:
Ooh man,,,, I think I might go do what "I" want to do today........ I am SOOOOOO unhappy being single for 28 years...... LOL
Bentley wants to go to the Harley store today after relaxing morning coffee with the " geezers"..
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I swear that if you have a Scottie it is in the owners manual that you name it Bentley.
Every person I have ever know that had a Scottie had named it Bentley.
 

Potomus Pete

I'm still waiting for the fully nude shots
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Willybill32 said:
A week before my 40th birthday I went to an electrical supply house to get a couple of light switches and wound up driving home with a brand new '86 Mustang GT...best kind of MLC for me. Still have it!

Bill
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Good story especially how it depreciated down to a couple grand, and now it's on it's way up to more than new. I am really starting to get into the four eyes.
 

COramprat

...I can take it. I think.
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Bullitt347 said:
I swear that if you have a Scottie it is in the owners manual that you name it Bentley.
Every person I have ever know that had a Scottie had named it Bentley.
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Some friends named theirs Mac MacMacintash.
 

General karthief

wonder how much it would cost to ship you a pair
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I heard one was named Bill
 

limp

wrap a little cheese around it and its a done
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Bullitt347 said:
I swear that if you have a Scottie it is in the owners manual that you name it Bentley.
Every person I have ever know that had a Scottie had named it Bentley.
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"Sir" Bentley is a Welsh Terrier. They look like small Airedales .. He was returned to the breeder ( seaplumewelshterriers.com) as a 4 year old ( Sarasota, FL) when I got him, he will be 13 this June.... I talk WAY TOO much about him but he is a pretty special " dog " around town...... He came with the name.....
I looked up the dog name Bentley a long time ago and it was/is a top 10 dog name... He is pretty bright, as you can see in the picture he only got 1/2 of himself dirty that day....LOL....
 
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manicmechanic007

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Lucky dog cruzin in the R/T
 
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Bullitt347

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limp said:
"Sir" Bentley is a Welsh Terrier. They look like small Airedales .. He was returned to the breeder ( seaplumewelshterriers.com) as a 4 year old ( Sarasota, FL) when I got him, he will be 13 this June.... I talk WAY TOO much about him but he is a pretty special " dog " around town...... He came with the name.....
I looked up the dog name Bentley a long time ago and it was/is a top 10 dog name... He is pretty bright, as you can see in the picture he only got 1/2 of himself dirty that day....LOL....
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Pardon me. Lol. Obviously I am not a expert in dog breeds.
I personally identify as a Mutt.
A little of this, a splash of that.
When I grew up in Montana, to get a drivers License all you had to do was tell the difference between a Cow, a Semi Truck and a fence post...
 
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7991LXnSHO

wanna catch the space herp
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Bullitt347 said:
Pardon me. Lol. Obviously I am not a expert in dog breeds.
I personally identify as a Mutt.
A little of this, a splash of that.
When I grew up in Montana, to get a drivers License all you had to do was tell the difference between a Cow, a Semi Truck and a fence post...
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They are both terriers. But the size difference is like a Cobra Mustang II vs a 72 Mach One.
 
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Ronin38

Blow all the things!
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Bullitt347 said:
Pardon me. Lol. Obviously I am not a expert in dog breeds.
I personally identify as a Mutt.
A little of this, a splash of that.
When I grew up in Montana, to get a drivers License all you had to do was tell the difference between a Cow, a Semi Truck and a fence post...
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"But there's no animal more lovable, more loyal, or more faithful... than the Mutt."

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXjqTyQuq4w
 

limp

wrap a little cheese around it and its a done
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Bullitt347 said:
Pardon me. Lol. Obviously I am not a expert in dog breeds.
I personally identify as a Mutt.
A little of this, a splash of that.
When I grew up in Montana, to get a drivers License all you had to do was tell the difference between a Cow, a Semi Truck and a fence post...
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is there still some good country there? Or did all the Californians buy it up?
A LOOOOOONG time ago, but I still remember it being a gooooood time..
 

Potomus Pete

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Limp, you have it pretty good. I would get online for some unsuspecting semi young lady to have dinner with.
 
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limp

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Potomus Pete said:
Limp, you have it pretty good. I would get online for some unsuspecting semi young lady to have dinner with.
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LOL.... YOU have not been listening, the reason is because there ARE NO ladies here..... Life is GOOOOOD....
 
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nickyb

I gotta say i never painted my nuts, Never Ever
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limp said:
LOL.... YOU have not been listening, the reason is because there ARE NO ladies here..... Life is GOOOOOD....
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Unless Bently has taught you to lick your own balls, then Pete is right, get one even for just that.
 

Potomus Pete

I'm still waiting for the fully nude shots
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limp said:
LOL.... YOU have not been listening, the reason is because there ARE NO ladies here..... Life is GOOOOOD....
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It;s a strange new world out there now. You post a Craigslist ad out there for a room for a lady. Then you tell her what's up. Sounds weird, but it;s the new reality
 
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Potomus Pete

I'm still waiting for the fully nude shots
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Oh. Then you check her out good. You wouldn't want her to kill you in your sleep.
 
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General karthief

wonder how much it would cost to ship you a pair
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Find a hooker,
When you find a girl to rent a room if she don't figure out a way to take all your stuff her friends will.
 

limp

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nickyb said:
Unless Bently has taught you to lick your own balls, then Pete is right, get one even for just that.
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I am embarrassed to say that at 67 that just isn't a huge drive anymore... Pretty sure I wore myself out in my younger days....
Women my age look more like they should be baking cookies for their grandkids.... Just doesn't bring up visions of wild nekkid women to frolick with..
 
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limp

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General karthief said:
Find a hooker,
When you find a girl to rent a room if she don't figure out a way to take all your stuff her friends will.
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Hookers always treat you like a king and they never get fat..... You "happily" married guys can't say that..... LOL
 
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