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T8ERS

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The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists:
A Yale graduate, and a Newfoundlander.

They were given a single word, then allowed two minutes to come up
with a poem that contained the word.

The word they were given was " TIMBUKTU " .

The Yale graduate steps to the microphone and said:

"SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND
TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN.
MEN ON CAMELS, TWO BY TWO
DESTINATION - TIMBUKTU".

The crowd went crazy! No way could the Newfie top that, they thought.

The Newfoundlander calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

"ME AND TIM A HUNTIN' WENT,
MET T'REE WHORES IN A POP-UP TENT.
DEY WAS T'REE, AND WE WAS TWO,
SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU!"

The Newfie won hands down.
 

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In your sister. If none, your mom
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haha good one
 

T8ERS

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Nova Scotia Gals...

A girl from NS and a girl from Ontario were seated side by side on an
airplane.

The girl from NS, being friendly and all, said: "So, where you from?"

The Ontario girl said, "From a place where they know better than to
use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from NS sat quietly for a few moments and then replied

" So, where you from, bitch"
 

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Keep them comming .











I hope people are no offended by that , it's only jokes .
 
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