Rice Mustangs (click at own risk)

illwood · Jul 2, 2005

After going to the Sumernationals car show today and seeing mostly good rides, I was horrified to see these two shining. . .uh. . . blinging examples of mustangs in the parking lot of the mall when I was leaving Friday's. I almost lost my Jack Daniels steak fajitas. . .

***Disclaimer: License plate numbers are removed to protect the stupid***

Car #1

Nice Air Dam
Nice Chrome fire extinguisher
Oh, and did I mention, those silver side graphics aren't paint, but the adhesive silver glitter sheet. .
Wheels
Dual Element wing
Three hoodscoops?

Car must be fast, those altezza's add 30hp.

Bucket of socks? Rags? I dunno

Car #2

So far, a cheezy body kit and some odd stripes and wheels are this guys only fault IMO

But the Air Dam
And the Fog Lights
Not a fan of the hood either.

As I was taking this last picture, some teenagers were walking behind me and I heard one of them say "cool car"

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Or as I have heard someone else on the forum say CORN (Domestic Rice).

Engel · Jul 2, 2005

lol does it have a built-in laundry machine in the glove box too? 30+ hp right there

illwood · Jul 2, 2005

I dunno, I think I may have seen a knob for the "SUCK" cycle tho.

donjohn · Jul 2, 2005

wasted a perfectly good black interior

i love how there are GT badges on the sides and a 'cobra' banner on the windshield

RedStallion43 · Jul 2, 2005

These pictures should be examples on what NOT to do to a mustang. Altezzas- check, Park Bench Wing- Check, Cheezy stick on graphics- check, ugly chrome rims- check, more scoops on ur hood then fingers on ur hand- check, huge body kit- check, am i missing anything?

95riosnake · Jul 2, 2005

I think the second stang's rear quarter window actually has that mirror tint sh** on it...

Some dude around here has a yellow V6 stang with a black widow kit, and stock like 10" rims or whatever those ugly ass things are...its completely hideous....

mootang · Jul 2, 2005

I'm sorry to say i've actually seen a lot worse

GRGT1994 · Jul 2, 2005

The guy didn't even take the care to center up his Cobra decal for his fauxbra.

95Mustang302 · Jul 2, 2005

donjohn said:
wasted a perfectly good black interior

I was thinking the exact same thing...

illwood · Jul 3, 2005

95riosnake said:
I think the second stang's rear quarter window actually has that mirror tint sh** on it...

Yup, I can confirm that it did.

95WhiteVenom · Jul 3, 2005

Now that is some of the worst mustangs i have ever seen.

super302 · Jul 3, 2005

I saw a 96-98 v6 with 15" spinners drive by today

S/CBlack95GT · Jul 3, 2005

What kind of moron leaves his top down in the middle of a parking lot?!?! Not the smartest person here.

WhiteStallionGT · Jul 3, 2005

S/CBlack95GT said:
What kind of moron leaves his top down in the middle of a parking lot?!?! Not the smartest person here.

Question is... who in thier right mind would want to steal that hunk of junk.

illwood · Jul 3, 2005

Yeah, he's got the best kind of theftproofing.

Making your car so ugly that nobody would want it.

S/CBlack95GT · Jul 3, 2005

WhiteStallionGT said:
Question is... who in thier right mind would want to steal that hunk of junk.

The same crazies that would steal a civic.

1slow95 · Jul 3, 2005

I like the Mercedes in the background.

(I think it's a Mercedes anyways)

WhiteStallionGT · Jul 3, 2005

S/CBlack95GT said:
The same crazies that would steal a civic.

lol, true

GRGT1994 · Jul 3, 2005

S/CBlack95GT said:
What kind of moron leaves his top down in the middle of a parking lot?!?! Not the smartest person here.

I leave mine down. Most people don't look at a 11 year old car and say, "Damn, gotta steal me that thang!!" I see a cherry '69 'vette vert parked in the lot at work most nice days with the top down (all day). And what fun is a vert if you can't make a beer run, leave the top down, and get moving?

But then again, I don't live in Detroit. If I did, I never would leave the top down either.

sociopath5.0 · Jul 4, 2005

I just caught myself daydreaming about driving over those cars in a monster truck. I'm not even a fan of monster trucks... Go figure.

There's an idea!!! Put riced out cars in the center of the arena and have the trucks drive over them!!! I would pay to see that.

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