Very funny (everyone needs a good laugh)

wytstang · Aug 31, 2005

Did you hear about the new Viagra it's called macocksafloppin <-read carefully .

donjohn · Aug 31, 2005

seventyMach1, that was hilarious

CManT1914 · Aug 31, 2005

wytstang said:
Did you hear about the new Viagra it's called macocksafloppin <-read carefully .

lol, you're sick

wytstang · Sep 1, 2005

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."
Patient: "Oh no! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this??"
Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."
lol

golfpro187ho · Sep 1, 2005

Whats the difference between christopher reeves and OJ simpson???
Christopher reeves got the electric chair.....OJ walked

golfpro187ho · Sep 1, 2005

Whats worse then finding a finger in ur chilli at wendys????

A hand in ur pants at neverland ranch

wytstang · Sep 1, 2005

Black95GTS · Sep 1, 2005

What did the leper say to the hooker after sex?

keep the tip.

wytstang · Sep 2, 2005

WHITE94COBRA · Sep 2, 2005

A redneck and his buddy are sittin in a bar when a gorgeous blonde walks in and orders a drink and some peanuts, she drinks for a while and is tossin back some peanuts, when all of a sudden she starts to turn blue; shes choking on something, so the first redneck jumps up and rushes over, he stands right behind her and just pulls her pants and panties down and starts to lick he a$$! comfused the woman caughs and dislodges the nut; the red neck goes back to his seat calmly and tells his friend he is an expert in the hind lick manover!!

WHITE94COBRA · Sep 2, 2005

how do you kill a blonde? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

If you drop a blonde a brunette and a redhead of a building who lands first?
Both the brunette and the redhead the blonde stopped to ask for directions.

WHITE94COBRA · Sep 2, 2005

how are blow**** like eggs benedict?
there both something you never get at home.

in missippi what do you call it when a girl runs faster than her brother??

A virgin.

A man goes to his doctor for a checkup. Afterword, the doctor comes out with the results.
i'm afraid I have some very bad news, the doc says your dying,and you have little time left.
My god the man says, how long have I got?
Ten the doctor replies
Ten? the man asks; ten what? months weeks years what??
The doctor interupts, nine, eight........

CManT1914 · Sep 2, 2005

WHITE94COBRA said:
A man goes to his doctor for a checkup. Afterword, the doctor comes out with the results.
i'm afraid I have some very bad news, the doc says your dying,and you have little time left.
My god the man says, how long have I got?
Ten the doctor replies
Ten? the man asks; ten what? months weeks years what??
The doctor interupts, nine, eight........

SeventyMach1 · Sep 2, 2005

Did you know Michael Jackson actually likes 48 year olds?

Why........

Because there's FORTY of them.....

wytstang · Sep 3, 2005

What the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag??

Ones very tan and dangerous to small children and the other one is just a plastic bag.

v6v8swap · Nov 14, 2005

I've got one to add!!

Did you hear that the military is going to try a brand new strategy to try to find Osama Bin Laden?

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They're going to drop Viagra all over the middle-east and wait for the little prick to pop up!!

95COBRA241 · Nov 15, 2005

Three nuns die in a bus accident on the way to church. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter is waiting.

He says to the three of them, "Before I let you in you must confess if you ever had contact with a man's private part."

The first nun says, "When I was in missionary school, I once put hand down a boy's pants".

St Peter replies, "God accepts your apology. Now go over to that little tub of Holy Water and stir it up with your hand. Then you may enter."

The third nun becomes very upset and starts to walk away.

St. Peter asks, "what's the matter?"

The nun replies, "I hope you don't think I'm going to gargle with that water after she (pointing to the 2nd nun) wiggles her a$$ in it!!

xr8d302 · Nov 15, 2005

95COBRA241 · Nov 15, 2005

Three pregnant females (a blonde, brunette, & redhead) are in a gynecologists office.

A discussion breaks out about the gender of their unborn children.

The brunette states, "The doctor says that I am having a boy".

The other two women congratulate her and ask how the doctor knows.

The brunette asnwers them, "He said it's a boy because when my husband and I make love, he is always on top. Therefore, a boy."

The redhead proclaims, "That's interesting, when my husband and I make love I am always on top. So I guess I am having a girl."

The blonde becomes teary eyed and cries, "I guess I'm having a puppy!"

90bronconate · Nov 15, 2005

what is blonde, then burnette, then blonde again???

a blonde doing a cartwheel

Very funny (everyone needs a good laugh)

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