WHAA-AAA-AAA-AT??????????????

t_chelle16 · Aug 15, 2006

timeless2 said:
Tenure.

Founding Member = 50 posts and 1460 days registered.

I've been a member for more than 1500 days and don't have the "founding member" title. Not that I'm complaining, I like my current title better.

-Chelle

65stanger · Aug 15, 2006

"Founding Member" is for those who've been here forever, but haven't distinguished themselves enough to rate a custom title.

timeless2 · Aug 15, 2006

t_chelle16 said:
I've been a member for more than 1500 days and don't have the "founding member" title. Not that I'm complaining, I like my current title better.

-Chelle

Here it is:

65stanger said:
"Founding Member" is for those who've been here forever, but haven't distinguished themselves enough to rate a custom title.

Winner!

allcarfan · Aug 15, 2006

custom title FTW

chepsk8 · Aug 15, 2006

How many times did I try to get a custom title? I'm too old to remember!

Hey Sd - did you try the discout coupon for your Depends yet?

StangDreamin' · Aug 15, 2006

Yeah, but I returned it and asked for something I could REALLY use - like super discount coupons for Jack Daniels or Black Velvet (or even Michelob Light)

The Mistress of the Malignant Metal said:
I've been a member for more than 1500 days and don't have the "founding member" title. Not that I'm complaining, I like my current title better.

And it certainly goes better with your avatar!
I just realized it had been a long time since I made any horn-dawg comments about her!

7DMACH1 said:
Welcome to the Old Folks Home..

Thanks, Ray; now when can I borrow your Hot Babes to pose around Larry the F150 - or even Dutch the 1 HP all-hoof-drive Mustang???

chepsk8 · Aug 15, 2006

My Harem.....

You can borrow some of mine....

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StangDreamin' · Aug 15, 2006

Ahhhmmm......errrrrr.....ZOWIE!!!..... okay. As soon as I get some new tires for the trailer, I'll load Dutch up and haul him back there. Can he stay in your backyard???

65mistress · Aug 16, 2006

Wow, the one to your far left looks like my mortgage broker, I guess it's true what they say, sex sells.

YOW!!!

StangDreamin' · Aug 16, 2006

65mistress said:
Wow, the one to your far left looks like my mortgage broker, I guess it's true what they say, sex sells.

YOW!!!

Woof, she looked like your mortgage broker???? Where on earth did you find a mortgage broker like her? When we re-fi'd our house we went through three different brokers (all with the same office of Wells-Fargo Financial) in six weeks.

The first one (kinda cute in a "soccer mom" sort of way) had to take some time off to deliver her first child.

The second one needed to shave almost as badly as Chepsk8 does in that picture. I don't know if she and her husband were ever gonna have kids.

The third one looked (and acted) like he regularly shaved - his legs and back!

If I ever do that again - I wanna go where you went!

EDIT: No offense, Dan; but an 80's spaghetti-western crew called - they were wondering if they could get their droop-stache back

mustangman70 · Aug 16, 2006

My local car club im in in flordia has monthly winghouse meets (just like hooters but 10x better food and girls) lol

I must admit... i love boobs...

Hey stang dreamin....are you saying you woulde bang any one of them?

StangDreamin' · Aug 17, 2006

If I were:

1.)Not happily married (or didn't desperately want to stay happily married!)
2.) Not having a daughter that age myself
3.) Younger
4.) Better looking.....
5.) All of the above

I'd be chasin' those girls like a hound dog chases pickup trucks down a dirt road!

But, I'm an ugly Old Fart who's been married longer than all but maybe one or two of those girls has been alive; and has no idea what I'd do without the little blonde Hungarian that's kept me around for the last 25 years. Tink calls me "Dad" because, well, I'm her father. Basically, I'm "none of the above"; so you younger guys - get on it!

chepsk8 · Aug 17, 2006

SD -

Thbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!

Funny thing is I met a lady friend there, and she knew the one in long pants very well, and this friend is the TRUANT officer for a nearby school district, and that Hooters girl was one of her best "customers" in High School last year!

I had just come from working a local SCCA track event, so as you can see, I was not "dressed to the 9's".....

krash kendall · Aug 17, 2006

chepsk8 said:
Funny thing is I met a lady friend there, and she knew the one in long pants very well, and this friend is the TRUANT officer for a nearby school district,

"Mr. Kendall, this is the third time I've come after you for being late this week. And I checked the records and they say you graduated in 1991, so what gives?"

Cupid · Aug 17, 2006

Closet

Chelle,
For those of us that are newbies, can you please explain what resides in the closet? Do I even want to know?

mustangman70 · Aug 17, 2006

Its a deep dark scary place......

65stanger · Aug 17, 2006

Cupid said:
Chelle,
For those of us that are newbies, can you please explain what resides in the closet?

If you have to ask.............

Cupid said:
Do I even want to know?

No.

The number ONE Closet Denizen, a-a-a-a-all the way in the back, it comes from the deepest, darkest, most hellish recesses of everyone's minds............

IT's..................

BOO!

me.

StangDreamin' · Aug 17, 2006

65stanger said:
The number ONE Closet Denizen, a-a-a-a-all the way in the back, it comes from the deepest, darkest, most hellish recesses of everyone's minds............

At least the minds of those with young, good-looking, single girl-children!

IT's..................

BOO!

Awww, c'mon, Boo is not frightening

Unless and until she slips into the EVIL OVERLORD mode

Henceforward · Aug 17, 2006

7DMACH1 said:
Welcome to the Old Folks Home..

I'm only 22...

MustangGurl2695 · Aug 17, 2006

ZOMG

<---------------- IS BACK

Yes, I lurked off for quite some time, but I'm back to dangle my feet in the gutter and throw rocks at the cloest door.

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