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Wait it’s not like auto zone lol
We had a guy... Rehabilitated car thief. :chin
Gave him a job and paid him money and he'd never show up. We'd go look for him and find him in the cookie isle at the 7-11 next door.

To make a long story short: We just started paying him in cookies. He shows up every day now (we can't get rid of him actually) but he still doesn't work the parts counter. :nonono:

He just roams around the hallways eating cookies. :shrug:

If you happen to come across him. Just know that he belongs here. Whenever he gets locked out, the cops end up being called. :nono:

:SN: