I'll have an appletini light on the tiniWhat's funny about that?
You sounding like a grumpy little btch about something you aren't going to drink.
Plus, I know how intelligent you are and that's your description of something you aren't going to drink.
And finally, no matter how much you protest and try to prove otherwise, you're a nice guy. I think that probably eats at you more than the dirt I'll be drinking later on today with a smile on my face.