A dog ate my homework

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WLDHRSE

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Apr 17, 2006

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• Apr 17, 2006

• #1

You guys will get a kick out of this.....

One of my guys called out this morning. Reason? Said his cat walked across his waterbed and poked a bunch of holes in it.

Now that's creative.

But what really made this story hilarious is at the begining, dude said he could here a drip and the carpet was soaked. At the end of the story he said it's a good thing he had the secondary liner or everything would have gotten wet.

Cliff

 

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bcd

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arab al

Apr 17, 2006

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• Apr 17, 2006

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i used the my sister ate my homework excuse once

 

grey5.0beast

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Apr 17, 2006

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• Apr 17, 2006

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My dog actually ate my homework. We had to make a food for international day at school and he ate my damn empanadas.

 

Strype

Cuthbert catcher

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Apr 17, 2006

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• Apr 17, 2006

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Now that's creative. I'd like to see a cat go thru a water bed by simply walking across it

I give him an A+ for effort and creativity.

 

Flavadave4

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Apr 17, 2006

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• Apr 17, 2006

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he should have been straight up with you and said i dont feel like getting my lazy @$$ out of my comfy waterbed, so i am going to stay home and play x-box with the kids

 

Kabuki_notch

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Apr 17, 2006

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• Apr 17, 2006

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about 7yrs ago when I was in highschool I skipped school to wait in line for tickets for a movie, the next day my teacher asked where I was I said home sick, she goes "I dont think so I saw you on tv" man i got so owned in the middle of class.

 

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DeVus1

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Apr 17, 2006

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• Apr 17, 2006

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I suppose if there were no sheets or comforters on the bed that could happen. Pets are great scapegoats.

 

Woodrow

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Apr 17, 2006

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• Apr 17, 2006

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I woulda said I ran over my wifes cat so I will be out finding a replacement before my wife kills me