Black Nascar drivers.....top 10 reasons why not

[harrisonfiveo]

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers...



# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interferes with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.

 

[Donny]

Thats funny!!!

They fogot to add that NASCAR rules won't allow 24" spinnazs!!

 

[Venom351R]

 

[70XR7ConvertCat]

It's an urban legend and never happened. Why would you guys want to perpetuate it even if it was true?

 

[GT40XStang9]

It's an urban legend and never happened. Why would you guys want to perpetuate it even if it was true?

I think that's beside the point.

http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp

 

[Pokageek]

"Have to sit upright while driving. "

HAHA!! The reason I am laughing is because I see them do that all the time..reclined back. That is a true stereotype!

 

[Aftrbrnr]

Someone's never heard of Bill Lester:

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['66 coupe]

#6 was stupid.

#3 was by far the best.

"Throw some D's on that bitch!"

 

[Mossberg]

Thats funny!!!

They fogot to add that NASCAR rules won't allow 24" spinnazs!!

The spinner fad is over. The Messicans took that over!