Carb cleaner + eye = alot of pain

[Strype]

Carb cleaner + eye = alot of pain



Is that algebra? Cause if it is I'm gonna spray Carb cleaner in my own eyes and whipe it off with a Mustard (Subway spicy mustard) and Turkey Sammich.

 

[wazazzle]

Was moving some stuff in the garage shelves once. Knocked over liquid fertilizer on the top shelf and got it in my eyes. I was crying like a 2yr old and flushed it for 10min, but it still was burning like a fomo. So I tried opening the house door, some one locked it while I was in the garage. So I kicked that mutha fkr down and ran to the shower. Yes I ended up having to fix it. Almost as bad as that time I got powered laundry detergent in my eyes.

 

[bluevenom867]

I remeber once I got a bag of sour candy powder that got blown into my eyes..... (Skittles are gay).

 

[Strype]

I had a bird poop on me once... true story

 

[dragnazz5.0]

haha, at football practice in high school our coach was yelling at us pretty bad and than he got pooped on....it was so funny.

 

[pb_paulie_b]

Got shot by a 165mw laser in the eye. Gave me a headace and a blind spot for a day

 

[91lxvert]

my left eye always seems to be the victim.

ive sprayed crarb cleaner in it twice( once cleaning a vw motor oil baffles on inside of case, 2 cleaning out pushrods), brake cleaner once(vw motor, i had no safgtey glasses and its like a "c" in the oil calleys finally i made saftey goggles out of a ziploc lol) and some superclean for good measure(got no clue on this one it juust went in it).

and for my troubles ive lost 1/2 my periferal vision in my left eye.

carb cleaner out of the three is by fat the worst!

 

[rdharper02]

My eyes produce a magnetic field that attracts rust from vehicles. Feels great. I've learned to fight the urge to rub it right away. Safety goggles glare to much, so I prefer looking like a crack head after each incident. Anyone seen a grown man run laps around a car after having rusty metal flakes in the eye. If so you probably live next to me and lock your doors at night. lmao

 

[Bolt on 5.0]

haha mad funny stories on here. Last summer a sea gull crapped on my at the beach, nice shot to a real nice splat. I would have shot him dead if I has a gun.

My eyes feeling better today, actually normal been putting eye drops in it all day.

 

[bluevenom867]

Oh,I remeber this oe time I ran into a chain hanging from a tree (was a swing i guess) has a black eye and blurry vision,but no eye damage I think.Hurt thou,had to put ice on it all night,lol.

 

[Strype]

Oh,I remeber this oe time I ran into a chain hanging from a tree (was a swing i guess) has a black eye and blurry vision,but no eye damage I think.Hurt thou,had to put ice on it all night,lol.

Chains suck. Windshield washer fluid hurts too. Especially when your window is down and your friend aims it at you.

 

[85ragtop]

Chains suck. Windshield washer fluid hurts too. Especially when your window is down and your friend aims it at you.

 

[Strype]

Yeah and MyBad70 used to have a little 80's Dodge Charger that he rigged the washer fluid on... if someone pissed him off in traffic he'd squirt their car

 

[85ragtop]

That is the funniest thing I have read today.

 

[MyBad70]

yup...aimed it str8 off the side of the car....just so i could spray hoodstrype when he had the top down on his 86 vert. haha

man i miss being so creative.

 

[85ragtop]

I would have never thought of doing that.

 

[MyBad70]

yea...it took some thinking & precision. figuring out the exact angle to bend the nozzle, adding in windage and elevation. its not funny unless u spray them in the face when ya do it lol

 

[85ragtop]

I can see some guy getting washer fluid in his face.

 

[MyBad70]

lol actually i was bored one day and bent the tube to see if itd still work. and it did so i took it further. that car sucked but it was fun lol