I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court, when I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
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> The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the Teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
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> "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
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> The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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> The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the Teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
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> "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
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> The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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