Divorce, custody, and Coke,
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> >A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody
> >of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and
> >protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this
> >world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of
> >his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
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> >After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:
> >"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out,
> >does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?"
> >Don't laugh, he won!
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> >A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody
> >of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and
> >protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this
> >world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of
> >his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
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> >After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:
> >"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out,
> >does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?"
> >Don't laugh, he won!
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