May help to post your city, state. At least your state, I know how to find what state you're in but I have 'special ' (said in my best 'Church Lady' voice) powers.
Doesn’t take “church lady” powers to see my state in my bio. But if that escaped your special powers, I am in New Jersey. My city is inconsequential as I can travel where ever necessary within the state to pick up whatever I buy.
Maybe follow your own advice and take a joke yourself. Just a bit of return sarcasm right back at ya .. Seems you can dish it out but you can’t take it. Lighten up.