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mustang50v8

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260422939029#description

if you have an ebay account the seller q & a at the bottom is amazing
 

mustangman9812

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HAHAHA LOL, Nice Find!!!
 

Shiroelex

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Hah, that is awesome. I liked this one~

Q: My wedding anniversary is coming up. Do you think my wife would be interested in giving me this item as a gift? How do you think I should drop the hint that I really, REALLY want it?

A: I'm sure if your wife knows your are a high revving individual, then she knows you could really use a BJ. I think the best way to show your wife that you need a BJ is to spin your belt off a few times when she is with you. After seeing you with no belt she is bound to be begging to give you a BJ. After all, after all these years with no BJ, who could pass up a man who already has taken off his belt. I hope you get your BJ, Jason
 
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007

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hahaha I joined in.
 

LaserSVT

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Aw man that was great!

Q: Say, like many guys, my crank has a slight bend to it- will this BJ work with a bent crank? I don't want to drop my belt at an inopportune moment! Also, I don't have access to any stripper- the wife won't let me keep any on hand- is it possible to enjoy a dirty BJ just as it comes? My standards are admittedly low, and pretty much any BJ will probably be fine by me. Any tips on how to get one of those off? Jun-09-09

A: The BJ will not be affected by a bent crank. You may wat to have your crank checked out by the machine shop do make sure it can be used. A dirty BJ is still a good BJ, but the grime may nick your belts and nicks are bad. The BJ is currently removed from the crank. If you need to get the crank off of the BJ later I recommend long smooth motions rather than quick jerky ones. If you use jerky motions the BJ may get the crank off too quickly and you may get hit in the face. I hope this helps, Jason
 

1low03gt

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LaserSVT said:
Aw man that was great!

Q: Say, like many guys, my crank has a slight bend to it- will this BJ work with a bent crank? I don't want to drop my belt at an inopportune moment! Also, I don't have access to any stripper- the wife won't let me keep any on hand- is it possible to enjoy a dirty BJ just as it comes? My standards are admittedly low, and pretty much any BJ will probably be fine by me. Any tips on how to get one of those off? Jun-09-09

A: The BJ will not be affected by a bent crank. You may wat to have your crank checked out by the machine shop do make sure it can be used. A dirty BJ is still a good BJ, but the grime may nick your belts and nicks are bad. The BJ is currently removed from the crank. If you need to get the crank off of the BJ later I recommend long smooth motions rather than quick jerky ones. If you use jerky motions the BJ may get the crank off too quickly and you may get hit in the face. I hope this helps, Jason
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That was definitely a funny one LOL!!

Nice find!
 

99ponycar

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hilarious!
 

lvmustanggt

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n8rsk8r

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LuL!! These finds on ebay are great! Thanks for posting it!
 

02nightmaregt

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Thats pretty good.
 

bobc83

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holy crap this is funny

"This BJ is so nice, its guaranteed to give a happy ending to both parties."
hahahaha
 

03TrueBlue

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I had to send to my friends.
 
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ABizzLe

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LOL!

Q: I have been needing this BJ for a long time. Been years since I last had one. Is there anyway it will perform like the video's I find on the internet? Jun-11-09

A: Be careful what you wish for. Many videos on the internet are interesting to watch but you need to ask yourself if what you see is really what you want. I saw a video of a man running a BJ and an RJ at the same time. Personally, I don't think my engine could handle both of those. In fact, the idea of running an RJ pulley really never appealed to me personally. A good old fashioned BJ may be just what you need. Jason
 
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I just threw another question out there...

"My sister in law is a very experienced mechanic (she'll work on pretty much anything after a few drinks) and she has a nice little toolbox. I had dream that she bought your BJ and mounted it on my crank while simultaneously installing an HJ pulley on our drummers motor. Are there are precautions I should take if I can convince her to make this happen? Also, our bassist mentioned that he'd like have her install a ZJ on his ride... I dont even know what that is???"

 

aar0s

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man that jason guy is good. thats one of the best reads ive had in a while.
 
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