FUNNY STORY!!

[mustangkid05]

ahaha im not sure if this is appropriate but its too funny lol.....well on saturday i went to a party, and we were all having some drinks and my buddy got really wasted, and he started hooking up with this huge chick and when i mean huge he weighs about 135 and she is probably over 250 easy, and so me and my other friend leave the party because we werent trying to see that go down lol, anyway he calls me up yesterday and sais his ribs are all messed up, and he can't breathe right from her riding him and he is going to go to the hospital today ahaha

 

[CobraRed_96_GT]

cool story, Hansel

 

[BennyBlown2v]

Dude aren't you like 12 or something? Might wanna cut back on the boozing, seems like yer buddy mighta learned this the hardway

 

[2000fordstanggt]

reminds me of deuce bigalow "thats a huuuge bitch"

 

[mustangkid05]

ahaha yea im in hs, but you know how it is when you go to a party lol

 

[96GTstang46]

Friends dont let friends wear beer goggles

 

[CobraRed_96_GT]

ahaha yea im in hs, but you know how it is when you go to a party lol

says the kid w/ a 40 as his Av

 

[04GTMustang]

dangit whats that commercial" something something making ugly chics pretty since whenever" lol

 

[2000fordstanggt]

random fact: budlight was introduced in 1982

 

[lazerred02]

Ah, this is one of those this guy I know type of stories.... Just man up dude and admit you banged a fat chick. Don't blame your buddy that's not cool

 

[mustangkid05]

^ ahahah not me dude lol, this babe was to big im talking urlacher big lol

 

[SaleenGT2001]

wow, my HS stories are nothing like that.

lots of drinking and girls but never any hippos

 

[BurningRubber]

Whale tail FTL.

He really must have wanted to do it, alcohol shouldnt make a man do such a thing. Hah.