Good Bye to College...What I've Learned

So on May 15 I'll be graduating from PSU with a degree in Supply Chain and Information Systems and then I'll start working for an independent manufacturer of Hunter Douglas products in June. But the purpose of this thread is to share some of the more important things that I've learned in my blur of the past four years....

1. It's not so much about the night of partying, but rather stumbling out of bed and into the living room the next day and sharing stories with your roommates from the night before.

2. Don't let my roommate Mike drink Miller High Life....he'll piss the bed. Something crazy like 13 times this year alone.

3. If she spends the night you better remember her name.

4. Being drunk is not a valid excuse for anything.

5. Natty light is a good beer.

6. Go on as many road trips as possible.

7. Don't pass out early, cause I'll write something on you.

8. The BAC record is .28! Thanks for beating my .24 Mike!

9. Extended pleasure condom + heavy drinking = mission impossible

10. And remember the bar closes at 2 but the sun doesn't come up until 6.

That's all I have for now, but let's here some of yours.
 
I'd like to add a more serious lesson (I still have a year left though)...

11) they were right, college is the best time of your life.

I know, sappy but true.

Also on a lighter note...

12) $3 is all you really need to have a damn good night in any college town.
 
Killercanary said:
13. Beer pong IS a real sport!
:stupid:

dont get drunk the night before a test, if you do better on that test then the ones when your sober you will never study again (my friend did it)

if you need a halloween costume last min, use what you got
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95strokerPSU said:
1. It's not so much about the night of partying, but rather stumbling out of bed and into the living room the next day and sharing stories with your roommates from the night before.

agreed, many weekends days spent talking about how none of us got arrested

95strokerPSU said:
3. If she spends the night you better remember her name.

Thank God for the Facebook

95strokerPSU said:
4. Being drunk is not a valid excuse for anything.

Disagree


95strokerPSU said:
5. Natty light is a good beer.

So long as your a 1/3 of a bottle in



95strokerPSU said:
7. Don't pass out early, cause I'll write something on you.


Distroyed Many, love sharpie markers


95strokerPSU said:
9. Extended pleasure condom + heavy drinking = mission impossible

HAHAH

95strokerPSU said:
10. And remember the bar closes at 2 but the sun doesn't come up until 6.

Thank God for dorm Rooms


14. Pregaming is Necessary
15. Alcohol must make people deaf because everyone gets really loud
16. With alot of alcohol any white boy can dance, and babes dig it
17. Thank God For late night food delievery
18. If you hook up with a nasty girl, no know has to know about it, and if they do know about it no one cares

thats all i got for now, and damn im just about to finish up my freshman year, 3 more years of making a list
 
19) Gravity is a bitch and no, it is not my fault. :D

20) Winners of the Beer Pong tournament should be given VIP status. Between my friends and I, we have what we call "Legends". It's kinda like being the champion in boxing. I lost my legend status a few weeks ago. :(

21) Trying to go into places and buy beer underage is the stupidest thing in the world to do. Fake ID's are REALLY gay. Go out and find friends that are 21.

22) Being "old school" and drinking in the car (as long as you aren't driving) before you go out somewhere is still very "gangster".

More will come to me later...

Joe