Greetings from France & Amsterdam

#21
So if you're going to keep him over there, who's gonna come out here and pay for my college tuition? Hmmm??? I might just have to steal the 'Stangs and classics of everyone who's plotting against me to finish off college... I'll keep one for myself of course.

As for the ninja-cyber-sleeper-agent... I could be a ninja... Twelve years of gymnastics and climbing on everything as a kid gave me super secret ninja skills that none of you could ever imagine.
 
#22
MustangGurl2695 said:
So if you're going to keep him over there, who's gonna come out here and pay for my college tuition? Hmmm??? I might just have to steal the 'Stangs and classics of everyone who's plotting against me to finish off college... I'll keep one for myself of course.

As for the ninja-cyber-sleeper-agent... I could be a ninja... Twelve years of gymnastics and climbing on everything as a kid gave me super secret ninja skills that none of you could ever imagine.
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so if you're the super-sleeper-nija-mossad-agent i guess that would make you Ziva then right?

well ya know that creepy way Gibbs has of sneaking up on everyone (quote from Tony D'Nozo)? i can do that and have been doing it since i was your age or younger, pretty good for an old guy, kinda like Gibbs.....
 
#24
65stanger said:
Stealth is all about avoiding the radar.......We might be able to "modify" Cobrask8 to minimize her radar signature! K.I.T.T. eat your heart (cpu) out!:D

So Deanna is going to be a teenage mutant ninja turtle?:scratch:

BTW......BN, I always pictured you more the McGeek type...:shrug:
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well he does have a thing for chicks with tattoos that love halloween, and my wife sort of fits that profile, except she only has one tat.....oh, and she doesn't sleep in a coffin either.

actually, as far as Gibbs like tendancies go i'm not a bad sniper either, at least when it comes to killing cans and bottles and the occassional stop sign :flag: and i was going to join the marine corps when i got out of high school but they told me i wouldn't able to goto chopper flight school because of my eye sight and the fact that i have asthma, so i declined to join.

then again i'm also a bit like Tony too or at least i used to be before i got married anyway.....


overall though i'd say i'm probably more Gibbs overall since i love to build things, i'm loyal as an old hound dog, i love to drink coffee and i had an ex girlfriend that was murdered, but that was several years after i moved away and lost touch with her. i didn't find out until i tried to find her so we could reconnect, and i felt like a big piece of me was lost forever since she was my first real love and the first girl i ever asked to marry me.

damn.... this thread turned ugly fast huh? ok, someone say something funny...PLEASE!!!!!!!!
 
#28
MustangGurl2695 said:
So if you're going to keep him over there, who's gonna come out here and pay for my college tuition? Hmmm??? I might just have to steal the 'Stangs and classics of everyone who's plotting against me to finish off college... I'll keep one for myself of course.

As for the ninja-cyber-sleeper-agent... I could be a ninja... Twelve years of gymnastics and climbing on everything as a kid gave me super secret ninja skills that none of you could ever imagine.
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i firgure if we get you into the mossad, they will pay for your college as well as your training.(and you wont try to take my cars either!!):D:D

bnickel said:
damn.... this thread turned ugly fast huh? ok, someone say something funny...PLEASE!!!!!!!!
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65stanger said:
QUIK, LOOK IN THE MIRROR!:rlaugh::rlaugh::rlaugh:
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bnickel said:
oh now that was real helpful.......::Zip2:
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i got a chuckle out of it:D:D:rlaugh::rlaugh:
 
#30
rbohm said:
thats it mongo, turn in your classic talk membership card, you are banned from here until we can figure out what to do with you.:D:D



i figure if we can get the company to hire deanna, and send her over there as well we can take our jot rides in cobrask8 before we sell it.:rlaugh::rlaugh:
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You will have to wait a little bit longer, Deanna fed it to the Fuzzy One in the closet and it has not come back out yet.
 
#32
Realmongo said:
Yes Fritz, Sally does look great with those new wheels and tires, and to think you got the whole set off a small 2 seat car you found abandoned in PA!
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Mongo you have spent way to much time on the liberal left coast! You blabbed again dammit!:damnit:
rbohm said:
thats it mongo, turn in your classic talk membership card, you are banned from here until we can figure out what to do with you.
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Realmongo said:
You will have to wait a little bit longer, Deanna fed it to the Fuzzy One in the closet and it has not come back out yet.
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That came out months ago, damned thing irritated my 'rhoids too!:mad:
 
#35
Ahhhhh, yes..........

I remember a time in my younger and wilder days (daze?).

At a Jaycee convention some 11 years ago.... Downed (How many ???) shots of Sauza Gold, then slammed half a bottle of "Dave's Insanity" hot sauce on a dare with some guy from Nebraska. Tried to follow it up with a quart of vanilla ice cream; but the rest of the crew were saving it for some kind of toxic alcoholic creation they were mixing. Next morning found a bunch of guys holding their heads in the meeting hall; while I'm sitting on "the Throne" in my motel room, crying in pain. Tried (and failed) to find a way to stuff half a bag of crushed ice in my shorts....... :nonono:

But, on a happy note; the guy from Nebraska barely touched the bottle of Dave's Insanity to his lips, then screamed like a little girl and :barf: all over the sofa in the "party room".


EDIT: Never did see him again that weekend, or since. :rlaugh:
 
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