Guy's Code of Ethics

It has come to my attention that many of the troubles fellow Mustang owners are having are the result of violations to the Guy's Code of Ethics. This list in completion, is a very rare find in that these are things that should be naturally encoded into the male DNA. It appears however, that this is not the case for many or that the DNA has yet to show itself in many of our younger members. So... as a Stangnet Public Service, I've decided to start a thread for the purpose of outlining the Code of Ethics. Below, I've listed a couple for the purpose of getting the ball rolling. Please feel free to add those ethics that are of special importance to you.

1. Guy code of Ethics: "If your friend turns rice, its is YOUR responsibility to put his new ride out of its misery."

2. Guy Code of Ethincs: You can NOT make note of a hot chick, milf, or sister without providing visual aid!

3. Guy Code of Ethics: You may NOT date your best friend's x-girl friend or sister without first getting permission from said friend.

Addendum to above:

4. Guy's code of ethics: You MUST grant permission to your friend to date, bang, fondle, your ex-girl friend if asked but you are not however, obligated to grant those same permissions in regards to your sister or other family members.