HAPPY THANKSGIVING GUYS!!!

You know, a lot of people are kind of intimidated about making a turkey, but really it's very simple. You just have to know the anatomy of a turkey and what it's got, over here just the tiniest little stinkhole but it's big enough to get your hand right up inside it. UH! HUH! Stuff the **** out of it. I cook it with all the giblets--the penises and the ginies. And now, a lot of people like to baste their turkeys but I use this. I lick like that and get into the little hiney hiney ho. That's nice and good. I don't know what the hell that is but I'll lick it anyway. Up and down and then I like to get that right on there.....Hiawatha! Hiawatha!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! :cheers:

-Terry
 
My thanksgiving will consist of scarfing down as much beer/turkey/stuffing/pies/potatoes/green beans, etc, then when I wake up after eating all of that, I'm taking the stang out to do donuts and play around (it snowed 7 inches here last night) I live on a dead end street, so dont worry I wont harm anyone/thing.