Hey!

Still did'nt find a good vert.... ...

What are you guys up too?

Here's a joke!



A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.'"

The cowboy looks dumbfounded. The bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.

The cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, " Cause it 'takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
'Quality is Job One.'" Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'" and gives a wink.

Even more shaken, the cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because 'it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN,BUT
MADE FOR A WOMAN !!!!!!!'"

89Notch said:

mustangjoe i didn't read your response it was too long

i got into a fight at the bar tonight
this guy spit like 2" away from my shoes and i asked him why he spits on the floor and he said "you stepped on worse" and i said "do you spit on your kitchen floor?" and he said "no why would i" and i said "because you've 'stepped on worse'" and then he tried fighting me and i didn't back down then my buddies work at the bar came over and had him thrown out

and now i am talking to this girl i used to go out with that moved to chicago

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