I know better dangit!!!

sloco7 said:

After work today, I took the long way home. Most of the time I go the short way to checkout young females in swim wear at the neighborhood pool. The light turns yellow, the lane is clear ahead, so I apply the gas pedal until it reaches the floor board. The less than courteous driver in next lane cuts in front of me a decides to stop. He skids to a halt past the limit line. I do a PANIC STOP (I should of down shifted but had no time). I swerve to the left to get back in my original lane and BANG!

The POS toyota wagon driver was waiving for me to go to nearest parking lot at the next intersection. Immediately, I attempted to notify the police.
The driver hurries to my side as he inquires, "Who are you attempting to contact?" "Law Enforcement", says I. "Sir! Please do not converse with the authorities on this matter!" I thought he was going to engage in fisticuffs. I suspect that the driver was under the influence of alcoholic beverage. He asks if I might assist him in straightening his rear bumper after which, the hatch appeared to function. He then proceeds to bestow on me, a manly embrace and asks me again if I am ok. I was ready to leave the scene just as soon as I was able. I then saw a state trooper, and said, "It appears that the authorities have come in spite of not being contacted." I am released from the embrace and the individual makes haste back to his automobile. He quickly seizes the controls and departs the scene of the accident. The trooper lives in that neighborhood, (jocular expression). I also departed the scene for less conspicuous location.

The damages to my automobile include:
Broken new passenger side corner light lens
Fender wrinkled a small amount
My pride damaged

This morning my painter and I negotiated an arrangement to paint my automobile oxford white. This put a bit of a damper upon those plans. I am debating whether should I go try my luck on my motorcycle or seek libation and condolence from my neighbor and dear friend.

I don't ever speed in my car. It just shows what might happen when least, you expect it.

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Daggar said:

Run through jibberish to English Translator.

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Daggar said:

Are you joking? It's all those highly educated asshats that make the least sense! I've tried running excerpts from politicians and talking heads through the translator and all I get out of it is smoke.

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DMAN302 said:

You know the word asshat...it makes me laugh every time...uh there it is again..asshat...damn did it again...funny stuff.

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Bad92GT said:

alright.. you are a complete iddiot.. may god have mercy on your soul..

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sloco7 said:

After work today took the long way home, most of the time go the short way checkout bikinis at the neighborhood pool. Light turns yellow clear lane ahead gas a bit, dude in next lane cuts in front of me a decides to stop past line, PANIC STOP attempt on my part (should of down shifted no time though) swerve to the left to room back in my original lane, BANG! POS toyota wagon waive to dudes in car to go to nearest parking lot at intersection. Dialed popo
driver runs up "Who u callin?" cops " Dude no cops! Thought he was gonna hit me YAE. Get out dude is drunk! He tells me to help straighten his rear bumper
hatch works he hugs me (WTF) And asks me again if I am ok. I was ready to bail pronto, saw a state trooper, and said here he comes dude leaped in a single leap
to drivers seat GONE. Trooper lives in that neighborhood, TEE HEE. I split to a safe haven, busted new pass. corner light lens, fender wrinkled a bit , pride shot beyond repair for the day! And this morning me and my painter set deal to paint car all oxford white, and then this. I am debating should I go try my luck on my motorcycle, or go get my neighbor and get drunk? drunk...
And I don't ever speed in my car, honest, except then.

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Strype said:

Hold on guys... I think he may originally be from Alabama... I will attempt to communicate:

I now how you pheel. This won dude hit me on my way too werk and was like "Dude! I didnt see you" and a cop came and put me in car with him he elbowed me laffed and I finished the paperwerk so I could leeve fast and go to work and then he filed bankruptsy and I didnt get nuthin but I get drunk at night

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