I think i know why i dont get girls (story inside)

Ok it all starts as im driving home from a snot ass day of pulling venner at work.... I get a growl in my stomack hmmm.... $4 medium pizzas at dominos today

So i stop in. I get 2 pizzas... so im driving home eating my pizza, i got the box open on the seat and I need to stop and grab a battery terminal so I pull into the parking lot and as i take the corner my pizza slides off the seat onto the floor

Its not too bad it landed face down but it was still on the box, so I pull into the front of store and I reach down to grab the pizza and throw it back on the seat but as i bend down i realize the truck is rolling backwards so I manage to in a split second get the pizza back on the seat just in time to see the light pole inches from my rolling truck , so I Hammer the ole binders but its too late I took out my bumper on the pole and to boot my pizza lands on the floor again and this time it lands face down with the box on top right smack dab in the boot mud on the passenger side So im pissed off i start the truck put her in second.... rev.... rev....... screeck as i dump the clutch with the old propane 6 cylander winding out back into the parking spot, as all of this is happening im swearing to myself some of the most horrific obsenities i didint even think i knew....

So I get back into the parking stall and I look out my window to see 2 hot 20 year olds one blond and burnett who watched this whole episode from there escapade....They just give me look of fear as I get outa my truck throw my pizza box and pizza in the back of my truck with my work boots/clothes and locks hangin off my belt :canflag:



-gbm- <------- cant help it, just a redneck

65stanger said:

only you Josh...........

btw...what happened with your Wal-Mart gig?

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I got canned, left to many crumbs in the lunchroom.....


-gbm-

2nd Mustang said:

Was the pizza salvaged or a total loss?

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It was salvaged but i ended up eating it with a spoon out of a coffee cup




-gbm-