Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris

grey5.0beast said:

who the FAWK is jack bauer??

feel free to discuss

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The baddest m-f'er ever.

I'll bet Chuck Norris never bit someone to death.

He might take out Ab Roller Chuck, but not jungle commando Chuck. Anyways, lets not provoke a fight, they would destroy the earth if not most of the solar system, and no doubt unreversable damage to the whole universe.

cruizin-on said:

JACK IS BACK....and HE'S BAAAADDDD! But hey...they both want to save the world so why try to take each other out...join forces I say. Wouldn't that kick A$$!

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True, but even freindly sparring could cause earthquakes.

im affraid that a round house kick from chuck norris will put a black hole in outter space and life as we kno it will end!

Jack Bauer didn't even show up for the Ultimate Showdown.

Besides, in super duper fantasy land we all know who the real badass is.

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'66 coupe said:

Jack Bauer didn't even show up for the Ultimate Showdown.

Besides, in super duper fantasy land we all know who the real badass is.

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Yeah, it's pretty obvious:


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90mustang_GT5.0 said:

im affraid that a round house kick from chuck norris will put a black hole in outter space and life as we kno it will end!

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^ Ok, I just fell in love with you.

There is no debate here.

Chuck Norris (manly) would kill KEIFFER SUTHERLAND (what kind of manly name is that??) with laser beams from his eyes and ass then piss acid on his corpse.

Chuck Norris cures blindeness and Cerebral Palsy instantly upon walking into a room.

'66 coupe said:

Jack Bauer didn't even show up for the Ultimate Showdown.

Besides, in super duper fantasy land we all know who the real badass is.

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OH!! Christian Bale!!

*squeals like a girl*

He can hack me to pieces to Hewey Lewis and the News any day!

Jack Bauer = Made up character

Chuck Norris = Real life person that makes the devil hide under the bed.

No contest from the lisp-ridden Keifer

Kumm3 said:

Jack Bauer = Made up character

Chuck Norris = Real life person that makes the devil hide under the bed.

No contest from the lisp-ridden Keifer

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BAM!!!!!!

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What a lot of people don't relize is that all these hurricanes such as Katrina are because Chuck Norris is allergic to illegal mexicans and they have been making him sneeze. The Christmas Eve before last, while vacationing in Indonesia, Chuck did a cannonball into the ocean.

You guys are all off


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Strype said:

You guys are all off


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Well, if you like the hairy euro look i suppose.......

Totally ghey