Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris

  • Thread starter Thread starter Deleted member 87397
  • Start date Start date
He might take out Ab Roller Chuck, but not jungle commando Chuck. Anyways, lets not provoke a fight, they would destroy the earth if not most of the solar system, and no doubt unreversable damage to the whole universe. :jester:
 
im affraid that a round house kick from chuck norris will put a black hole in outter space and life as we kno it will end!

^ Ok, I just fell in love with you.

There is no debate here.

Chuck Norris (manly) would kill KEIFFER SUTHERLAND (what kind of manly name is that??) with laser beams from his eyes and ass then piss acid on his corpse.
 
What a lot of people don't relize is that all these hurricanes such as Katrina are because Chuck Norris is allergic to illegal mexicans and they have been making him sneeze. The Christmas Eve before last, while vacationing in Indonesia, Chuck did a cannonball into the ocean.
 
Totally ghey

kiefer-1.jpg


:p