Lmao!!!

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When you're in a dorm and you order chinese, make sure you don't leave the chinese guy waiting for you at the front entrance.

mad chinese guy

 

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HAHA

ok bye bye

 

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chinese guy - "Hello, this is chinese order again, I tell you what, you are de college students, I never see a stoopy ass hole, you a stupid kerch (i think he ment jerk), **** you."

 

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Mad chinese people = teh funny

 

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Oh man, I keep listening to it and I laugh harder the next time I hear it.

 

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That's some funny chit.

Everytime I see a little Oriental guy, I think of the time I saw Larry The Cable Guy live and he was talkin' about a Chinese guy and all I can remember is him saying...

"Them there lil Chinese fellers are some funny ol lil sum guns there, I don't care who you are, those are some funny ol lil fellers."

Too many weird words together = too damn funny.

Joe

 

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why is the chinese guy pissed? Did they make a fake order on them or something?

 

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There was a chinese food joint when I was in college that we used to order from called "China House." One night we called to order but the one guy changed his mind so we hung up until he decided what he wanted, next thing we know the phone rings and the guy on the other end says in his ancent... "you call China house, you ORDER China House!" OMFG, that happened freshman year and still to this day when I see ym buddies all someone has to say is "you call Chi... and before the words are out everyone laughs!

 

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kristopher said:

why is the chinese guy pissed? Did they make a fake order on them or something?

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They called and placed an order and the guy was outside wanting to come in to deliver the order but no one ever came to do the door so he kept calling I assume on a cell phone. I take it that it must have been a college dorm or an apt buliding and you had to be let in not like a house were you can just pound on the front door.

 

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Killercanary said:

There was a chinese food joint when I was in college that we used to order from called "China House." One night we called to order but the one guy changed his mind so we hung up until he decided what he wanted, next thing we know the phone rings and the guy on the other end says in his ancent... "you call China house, you ORDER China House!" OMFG, that happened freshman year and still to this day when I see ym buddies all someone has to say is "you call Chi... and before the words are out everyone laughs!

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LMAO that's hillarious. They get mad so easily.

 

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haha, funny. I like Paul's story better

 

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I dont mess around when it comes to my Chinese food. Its pretty much my favorite food. I'd be standing outside waiting for him.

 

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To me, Chinese food is the grossest stuff on the face of this planet.

I know not many people like him, but has anyone heard the time Howard Stern called this Chinese place and ordered tons of food and had the guy read the order back to him, and while the guy read the order back to him, he changed it again, and had him read it back to him again, and so forth and so on. The guy got pissed....it was pretty funny.

Joe

 

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Oh man, I've always wanted to do something like that. But everytime I'm about to do it, I realize how annoyed I'd be if it happened to me, then I'd out. Plus, I don't want the Yakuza on my hands.

 

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Hole-in-the-wall chinese joints scare the crap out of me. There are a good amount of 'em around downtown Sac. Last month my buddy almost ate a box staple in his orange chicken, and one of my mom's coworkers found a baby roach in her's. Not cool.

 

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WhiteStallionGT said:

Oh man, I've always wanted to do something like that. But everytime I'm about to do it, I realize how annoyed I'd be if it happened to me, then I'd out. Plus, I don't want the Yakuza on my hands.

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Sometimes when I was in school we'd call someone random, and as soon as they would pick up, we'd tell to hold on a second because we had another call coming in, we'd then call a pizza joint, etc. As soon as the pizza place would answer we'd click over and have a "3 way call" and try not to laugh our ass off as the pizza guy asked can I help you, and the other person was like "you called me..." it was funny when we'd get girls on the line because it seemed we found every stereotypical blonde on campus to do this too because they played right along and were totally clueless as to what just happened to them. It filled the time nicely between happy hour and the time before we went out! Dial *67 first and your number will not come up on caller ID too.

 

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lol i went to our little chinese place one day and teh guy was yelling at someone on the phone in chinses he got quieter when i walked in then got loud again. Then he started yelling at the girl that works there. Speaking of finding stuff i found a fish fin in my General Tso's chicken one time from there buts its the best place that makes General Tso's chicken so i go back every once in a while

 

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lol Paul, I've always wanted to do that but never thought it could actually be pulled off.

We pulled a really mean trick on my friend once. We sent 10 large pizzas to his house. We sat in the bushes and watched the whole thing. We couldn't hold that laughter back because the look on his face was classic. He talked to the pizza guy for awhile and ended up paying for it.

Now here's the smart part, about a half an hour later, we called him and asked if we could chill at his house since there weren't any good parties that night. Free pizza! I felt real guilty though...