LOL, Now THIS is rustproofing

This is so funny. I work at Advance Auto Parts, and I had a customer come up to me about a week ago asking for grease because he wanted to do this exact same thing to his truck. The first thing I thought of was this thread, I didnt go through telling him I've seen the end result before, the only thing I told him was "Its gonna get messy."
 
 
This thread has inspired me.

I'm going to open up a chain of shops in the north called "Crazy Pete's Undercoating".

Slathering the underside of the car in grease will be the "Crazy Pete Special".