Melbourne area stangs
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dg28182
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Originally posted by BlackMagic
hey glenn, you should come out to the meeting tomorrow night7pm at the hooters in melb
Dan,
I would except the GF will be returning from Germany tomorrow evening. Gotta be home for that one, you know?
Gonna try and finish putting the front end of the coupe back together tomorrow too. That is, if I can find the right parts for the brake hoses.
Originally posted by Glenn88lx
Dan,
I would except the GF will be returning from Gemany tomorrow evening. Gotta be home for that one, you know?
we'll have someone drink a beer for you....maybe next time you can make itOriginally posted by baglock1
Nice brakes Glenn.
Yes, I know they're for the drag car.
Yeah, I doubt they would hold up well in autox. I want you to know that it has been quite an ordeal getting them installed. But, between the brakes and the HAL struts I dropped 42 pounds off the nose of the car! YEEHAW!
42 lbs? Hell, that's a set of aluminum heads.
I too plan on going with the Wilwoods, but I'm getting the 6-pot, 13" set up... maybe. Lately I've been plagued with thoughts of not putting too much into the car. Just keeping it mostly as is. I'm just really not too sure how long I'm going to have it and I don't want to dump a ton of cash into it. I never should have come up here. This TDY has re-activated that adventure gene and now I'm looking to move somewhere.
Oh well. We'll see what happens. 
BTW guys, this old man is an even older man today. I will not be accepting any age related insults tomorrow, so get them in while you can...
I too plan on going with the Wilwoods, but I'm getting the 6-pot, 13" set up... maybe. Lately I've been plagued with thoughts of not putting too much into the car. Just keeping it mostly as is. I'm just really not too sure how long I'm going to have it and I don't want to dump a ton of cash into it. I never should have come up here. This TDY has re-activated that adventure gene and now I'm looking to move somewhere.
Oh well. We'll see what happens. BTW guys, this old man is an even older man today. I will not be accepting any age related insults tomorrow, so get them in while you can...
Crap, I can't think of anything funny for the ol' man. Well, you know we'd be throwing you a party if you were here. Complete with ensure, depends, black baloons, etc. Oh well. 
over the hill
You know you're over the hill if:
1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2. You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, cracle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
4. Your back goes out but you stay home.
5. When you wake up looking like your driver license's picture.
6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
8. When happy hour is a nap.
9. When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.
10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.
11. When all you want for your birthday is not be reminded of your age.
12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.
13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
18. The farmacist has become your new best friend.
19. Getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.
20. The twinkle in your eye is only a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
21. It takes twice as long to look half as good.
22. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.
24. You have more patience, but actually it's just that you don't care anymore.
25. You confuse having a clear conscience with a bad memory.
26. You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
27. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.
Sorry its so long, but i only wanted to make fun of your age once Happy Bday Old Man
You know you're over the hill if:
1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2. You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, cracle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
4. Your back goes out but you stay home.
5. When you wake up looking like your driver license's picture.
6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
8. When happy hour is a nap.
9. When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.
10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.
11. When all you want for your birthday is not be reminded of your age.
12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.
13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
18. The farmacist has become your new best friend.
19. Getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.
20. The twinkle in your eye is only a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
21. It takes twice as long to look half as good.
22. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.
24. You have more patience, but actually it's just that you don't care anymore.
25. You confuse having a clear conscience with a bad memory.
26. You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
27. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.
Sorry its so long, but i only wanted to make fun of your age once
Happy Bday Old ManOriginally posted by erichmess_
Crap, I can't think of anything funny for the ol' man. Well, you know we'd be throwing you a party if you were here. Complete with ensure, depends, black baloons, etc. Oh well.
Let's not overlook the Viagra...
Hmmm, I don't really have room to talk though. I think I will sit down and shut up while I am ahead.
Damn dude, I know you didn't just come up with that one.
An old man walks into the doctors office, and tells the doctor that he want's a perscription for Viagra, but he wants the pills cut into five pieces. The doctor is curious, but fills the perscription and has the pills cut into five pieces. After several weeks of asking this, the doctors curiosity finally gets the best of him, and asks the old man why he want's them cut into five pieces. "In those small doses, they can't possibly be helping you sexually."
"Sexually? I just need them so I don't pee on my shoes at the urinal."
(rimshot)
Sorry, I knot it's bad. Best I can do before the deadline.
An old man walks into the doctors office, and tells the doctor that he want's a perscription for Viagra, but he wants the pills cut into five pieces. The doctor is curious, but fills the perscription and has the pills cut into five pieces. After several weeks of asking this, the doctors curiosity finally gets the best of him, and asks the old man why he want's them cut into five pieces. "In those small doses, they can't possibly be helping you sexually."
"Sexually? I just need them so I don't pee on my shoes at the urinal."
(rimshot)
Sorry, I knot it's bad. Best I can do before the deadline.
An old man walks into a doctors office and says, "there's something wrong with my (word I can't type on SN)" The embarraassed receptionist leanst over her desk and whispers, "Sir, you shouldn't say something like that in a crowded office."
"What am I supposed to do?" he asks.
"You couldn've said you have a problem with your ear and then discussed it with the doctor privately."
"Okay, I'll try again." So the old man walks out of the office, returns a few moments later, and says, "Ther's something wrong with my ear."
"Ok" the receptionist says approvingly. "what's wrong with your ear?"
"I can't pee out of it."
(rimshot)
"What am I supposed to do?" he asks.
"You couldn've said you have a problem with your ear and then discussed it with the doctor privately."
"Okay, I'll try again." So the old man walks out of the office, returns a few moments later, and says, "Ther's something wrong with my ear."
"Ok" the receptionist says approvingly. "what's wrong with your ear?"
"I can't pee out of it."
(rimshot)
Originally posted by baglock1
Laugh it up boys. Just don't come to me for advice when puberty sets in.
It's alright, you prolly can remember it anyway.
Two elderly couples are playing bridge, and at one point the wives go into the kitchen. One of the gentlemen says, "Last night we went to a really fantastic restaurant. I highly recommend it."
"What is the name of it?"
The first man thinks for a while and finally says, "hey, what's the name of that flower? You know, it's red and has thorns on its stem."
"You mean a rose?"
"Yeah, that's it." He turns toward the itchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
(rimshot)
Had a great meet at Hooters btw, Dan. Too bad you're up in Alaska. It might be interesting to go to a Hooters in Alaska, though...
A horny high school kid walks into a drugstore and asks the phamacist for a 5 pack of condoms.
The pharmacist says "surely you can't need that many."
The kid says "sure do, I have a date with the biggest sl*t in the senior class tonight"
So the pharmacist, sells the kid the condoms.
That evening the kid shows up at the girls house and the girl says "my parents want us to have dinner with them so they can get to know you before we go out."
The horny lad agrees and joins them for dinner before his date.
The girl's dad says "let us say grace before our meal."
The kid says, "please sir, let me say it" and then goes into a 3 to 4 minute impassioned prayer before finally saying Amen.
Girl leans over to lad and whispers "I didn't know you were so religious"
Horny lad replies "Yeah, well I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist either"
(badda-bing!)
The pharmacist says "surely you can't need that many."
The kid says "sure do, I have a date with the biggest sl*t in the senior class tonight"
So the pharmacist, sells the kid the condoms.
That evening the kid shows up at the girls house and the girl says "my parents want us to have dinner with them so they can get to know you before we go out."
The horny lad agrees and joins them for dinner before his date.
The girl's dad says "let us say grace before our meal."
The kid says, "please sir, let me say it" and then goes into a 3 to 4 minute impassioned prayer before finally saying Amen.
Girl leans over to lad and whispers "I didn't know you were so religious"
Horny lad replies "Yeah, well I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist either"
(badda-bing!)
in all seriousness(is that a word) happy bday! when you get back we need to have a party or something
Originally posted by BlackMagic
in all seriousness(is that a word) happy bday! when you get back we need to have a party or something
Yeah, seriously. We'll throw you a party at Hooters.
Have all the girls sing happy belated b-day to you.
dg28182
Founding Member
Originally posted by BlackMagic
in all seriousness(is that a word) happy bday! when you get back we need to have a party or something
Yes, that is a word..and you know what?? You even spelled it right!
Someone gets a Scooby-Snack!
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