Michael Jackson Joke Thread

let's not talk about this

i made this one up:

why did MJ cross the street......to have sex with a kid

old one..
why did MJ go to K-Mart? He heard the little boys pants were 1/2 off.

super302 said:

i made this one up:

why did MJ cross the street......to have sex with a kid

Click to expand...

hahahaha, i had that one... just didn't want to post it, it is by far teh best one

215what said:

let's not talk about this

Click to expand...

Why the hell not?

215 visited the ranch!

What does Mickael Jackson and Burger King have in commen? 30 year old meat between 7 year old buns

Iggyshane said:

What does Mickael Jackson and Burger King have in commen? 30 year old meat between 7 year old buns

Click to expand...

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz-2-Men?

He thought it was a delivery service.

A guy buys a new stereo for his car that is voice activated. He puts it in and takes the car for a drive to test it out.

As he is driving he says out loud "rock" and the radio tunes to a rock station. Then he says "country" and the radio tunes to a country station.

Just as he is about to say "religious" two young kids in a Honda cut in front of him. The guy yells "f*****g kids"! The radio then turns to a MJ song.

Q: What is Michael Jacksons favorite college?



A: BYU, Bring'm Young Univeristy

Kevin R. said:

215 visited the ranch!

Click to expand...

good one

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Detroit Tigers have in common?
A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.

Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!

Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.

Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. I believe you’re in my son.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!

Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?
A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!

Q. What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television?
A. "Boy, that's a relief. I though she married a black guy!"

Q. What did Lisa-Marie Presley say to Michael Jackson when he proposed?
A. "Yes, I'll marry you. But promise me one thing -- no kids!"

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q. How did Michael Jackson get in trouble?
A. He was feeling a little Randy.

Q. Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?
A. He knows how they feel.

Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
A. Several children have fingered him.

Q. Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date?
A. Boys 'R Us.

Q. Why is Michael Jackson so tough?
A. He can lick any kid on the block.

Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and
started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"

Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have
sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years
old.