Midlife Crisis

[Radfish]

All my closest friends and family are saying so...What say you? I say, I'm having a MF blast with life.
37 y/o
Recently divorced
27 y/o girlfriend
2020 FBO GT
Bleached mah hair
New tattoo/s
If this is half my life....Fuggit

 

[Radfish]

P.S. This is meant to be a humorous thread...With so much doom and gloom being thrust upon everyone, post things you've done exclusively to enjoy life.

 

[General karthief]

Giggling all the while I blast through the red light!!!
a new road was built a few years ago, I won't get into why it was built there, hardly used, but a traffic control light at the one side road???? Really?? And that damn light will, I guarantee, turn red as you approach, not a car for a mile or two. Not me buddy, I would hit the gas and laugh like I was in an old B horror movie. Ahh, the good old day's.
Yeah if I was only younger but getting old has it's benefits,
NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!

 

[Jinx]

I thought this was standard operating procedure for all mid 30s adult men?


Just wait until your 2nd MLC hits and you have financial stability...

 

[General karthief]

I thought this was standard operating procedure for all mid 30s adult men?


Just wait until your 2nd MLC hits and you have financial stability...

Then you can pay someone else to yell 'get off my lawn'

 

[Ryuk]

All my closest friends and family are saying so...What say you? I say, I'm having a MF blast with life.
37 y/o
Recently divorced
27 y/o girlfriend
2020 FBO GT
Bleached mah hair
New tattoo/s
If this is half my life....Fuggit

Been there, done that. I've been married to my midlife crisis for 18 years now.

 

[Potomus Pete]

I can't get divorced because I would be out 500 K. I have been with my wife for thirty years. If I was ever to get with a younger free stylin bitch I would probably be dead. I can't be trusted to do the right thing that's why I stay with her.

 

[limp]

All my closest friends and family are saying so...What say you? I say, I'm having a MF blast with life.
37 y/o
Recently divorced
27 y/o girlfriend
2020 FBO GT
Bleached mah hair
New tattoo/s
If this is half my life....Fuggit

Do you mean close friends and family with the FAT wives????? The truth hurts..
You go guy...... Some recommendations from a divorcee at 39 who will be 67 next month..
#1... NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER get married again... Live with them, love them, do em all, but NEVER marry again.........
Think about a Vasectomy..... No need to to explain this one
No boo hooing about the EX... Enjoy the future life that has been givin to you........
NO joint checking accounts with anyone else.... ITS YOUR MONEY....... Didn't you give away enough to the EX??????
Get a dog if you get lonely..... BETTER pal than my ex EVER was.... AND they are chick magnets....
I ask "Sir" Bentley if he wants to go look at furniture or go to the harley store and he ALWAYS says the Harley store.......
Enjoy life, wish I could do it over again.......

 

[7991LXnSHO]

All my closest friends and family are saying so...What say you? I say, I'm having a MF blast with life.
37 y/o
Recently divorced
27 y/o girlfriend
2020 FBO GT
Bleached mah hair
New tattoo/s
If this is half my life....Fuggit

So do you plan on living to 74? (37x2) I waited another ten years, and life caused one for me. Although reaching 94 is possible with my family history, I doubt it is going to happen. I better start planning a 3/4 life crisis!

 

[General karthief]

I have a mid life crisis every day

 

[Potomus Pete]

Me too. I'm fifty seven soon to be fifty eight. Every day is a crisis these days. My daughter has been great during her twenty five years until she met this thirty year old loser that won't work. and lives in his families extra house. All she wants to do is sit around and smoke dope with this loser. Very stressful for a guy that worked his ass off his whole life.

 

[COramprat]

I can't get divorced because I would be out 500 K. I have been with my wife for thirty years. If I was ever to get with a younger free stylin bitch I would probably be dead. I can't be trusted to do the right thing that's why I stay with her.

I hear ya. My wife and I make it 27 this year in December. Haven't had any nookie in about 3 years. (I think that may be what's wrong with me ) Luckily she works and at the moment makes more money than me but it's cheaper to keep her. Her "savings" is an afterthought compared to mine. We get along fine but she's been on a strict Jesus kick for a few years now. I think she thinks she should be celibate. Lol

 

[limp]

Ooh man,,,, I think I might go do what "I" want to do today........ I am SOOOOOO unhappy being single for 28 years...... LOL
Bentley wants to go to the Harley store today after relaxing morning coffee with the " geezers"..

 

[nickyb]

Had my first crisis at 13 when my dad died, then again at 17 when I joined the usaf,then at 22 when I divorced my first wife.
Since 2007 when I got my mustang no more crisis ever.
Since I got her I've seen coworkers and friends go threw three or four cars, they love them at first then it fades,
just like women if you find the right one stick with her.

 

[limp]

just like women if you find the right one stick with her.

They change, because they are NOT a happy creature.... don't say I didn't warn you......

 

[nickyb]

Keep

They change, because they are NOT a happy creature.... don't say I didn't warn you......
[/QUOTkeep looking

 

[Potomus Pete]

Nickyb gets a good deal in life with your new parts. That has got to make you happy rebuilding your fox for free. At a certain point you start to feel bad when you spend too much, and free money/parts add a certain happiness to getting old.

 

[nickyb]

Yeah p.p. It's always better free.free free free.

 

[Willybill32]

A week before my 40th birthday I went to an electrical supply house to get a couple of light switches and wound up driving home with a brand new '86 Mustang GT...best kind of MLC for me. Still have it!

Bill

 

[General karthief]

A week before my 40th birthday I went to an electrical supply house to get a couple of light switches and wound up driving home with a brand new '86 Mustang GT...best kind of MLC for me. Still have it!

Bill

Forgot all about those light switches didn't ya?