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[rbohm]

I ate it.

alright you know the drill, go down to the store and buy me a new one, and this time save the receipt

so I guess this is a running gag because everyone seems to be on it

yep, hang around long enough and you too will join the lunacy

Sorta....hang around here long enough and you'll pick up on it!

BTW.....When was the last time you had a Tetanus shot?

uh oh, you are in trouble now

She didn't leave someone in charge of the key?! that explains it...

its not about the key, he ate the locks this time.

 

[Realmongo]

Next time we buy case-hardened steel!

 

[65stanger]

Next time we buy case-hardened steel!

Mmmmmmm.....chewy!!!

 

[jlangholzj]

damn it kids....chelle leaves here for just a bit and we let fritz get out....damn it....DAN!! whered that bugger go?? ..racin cars and such...dang it....chelle's NOT gonna be happy bbfcm!!

 

[65stanger]

AMOK! AMOK! AMOK! AMOK! AMOK! AMOK! AMOK! AMOK!

 

[rbohm]

Next time we buy case-hardened steel!

the last locks WERE case hardened steel. i am thinking this we get duranium locks, the same material that the starship enterprise is made of.

AMOK! AMOK! AMOK! AMOK! AMOK! AMOK! AMOK! AMOK!

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[65stanger]

the last locks WERE case hardened steel. i am thinking this we get duranium locks, the same material that the starship enterprise is made of.

Pffffffft!

 

[Realmongo]

the last locks WERE case hardened steel. i am thinking this we get duranium locks, the same material that the starship enterprise is made of.

No that didn't work either. After he shattered the lock he used the splinters as a tooth pick!

 

[rbohm]

No that didn't work either. After he shattered the lock he used the splinters as a tooth pick!

perhaps it is time to stop using the .308 rounds as a tranquilizer, and step up to the .338 round? might put him to sleep longer so that we can design a proper cage to hold him.

 

[65stanger]

perhaps it is time to stop using the .308 rounds as a tranquilizer, and step up to the .338 round? might put him to sleep longer so that we can design a proper cage to hold him.

Be nice or I'll "share" my BBF fleas with you!

 

[jlangholzj]

perhaps it is time to stop using the .308 rounds as a tranquilizer, and step up to the .338 round? might put him to sleep longer so that we can design a proper cage to hold him.

na na na....we need to start using the depleted uranium rounds....now fritz...be nice or we'll be forced to pull the 50 bmg out....and believe me...its gonna hurt me more than it hurts you....

 

[65stanger]

....and believe me...its gonna hurt me more than it hurts you....

John go all squishy between BBFCMs toes......

 

[rbohm]

Be nice or I'll "share" my BBF fleas with you!

piffle, thats what my varmint gun is for, your fleas.

 

[65stanger]

piffle, thats what my varmint gun is for, your fleas.

You'll want something in at least a .30-06 or better......They be BIG fleas!!!

 

[Realmongo]

Maybe we could try a flea-dip of gasoline and brake fluid?

 

[StangDreamin']

Hey, watch it when dumping those .308 tranquilizer rounds into the closet!
I'm gettin' dang tired of having to get out the fiberglass and bondo and patch yet another hole in the Jacuzzi every time one of you jokers starts going after my roomie!

And the last time you let Mongo start shooting, the 27" Zenith TV was ruptured as well.
If the 52" Sony flat-screen that replaced it gets hit; Imagonna start firing back!

 

[rbohm]

Hey, watch it when dumping those .308 tranquilizer rounds into the closet!
I'm gettin' dang tired of having to get out the fiberglass and bondo and patch yet another hole in the Jacuzzi every time one of you jokers starts going after my roomie!

And the last time you let Mongo start shooting, the 27" Zenith TV was ruptured as well.
If the 52" Sony flat-screen that replaced it gets hit; Imagonna start firing back!

hey, blame mongo for that, i hit what i shoot at. i do my best to keep the tranquilizers locked, but i think mongo also eats locks.

as for the jacuzzi, remember i told you to get the iron one, but you wouldnt listen, oh no. (start whiny stangdreamin voice) but the fiberglass one is lighter (whiny stangdreamin voice)

 

[rbohm]

You'll want something in at least a .30-06 or better......They be BIG fleas!!!

my varmint gun is a .44-40 winchester lever action.

 

[Realmongo]

Hey, watch it when dumping those .308 tranquilizer rounds into the closet!
I'm gettin' dang tired of having to get out the fiberglass and bondo and patch yet another hole in the Jacuzzi every time one of you jokers starts going after my roomie!

And the last time you let Mongo start shooting, the 27" Zenith TV was ruptured as well.
If the 52" Sony flat-screen that replaced it gets hit; Imagonna start firing back!

Just remember Mister, if I had not shot that old Zenith, we never would have gotten the flat screen!

 

[Realmongo]

hey, blame mongo for that, i hit what i shoot at. i do my best to keep the tranquilizers locked, but i think mongo also eats locks.

No locks, just the keys!