We had a guy... Rehabilitated car thief.
Gave him a job and paid him money and he'd never show up. We'd go look for him and find him in the cookie isle at the 7-11 next door.
To make a long story short: We just started paying him in cookies. He shows up every day now (we can't get rid of him actually) but he still doesn't work the parts counter.
He just roams around the hallways eating cookies.
If you happen to come across him. Just know that he belongs here. Whenever he gets locked out, the cops end up being called.