Open "Ricing" of MustangGurl's Civic

MustangGurl2695

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Well it's no 1969 Mustang Convert, but it'll do...​

Yes, MustangGurl's first car will be a 1994 Black Honda Civic.
AKA PRIME RICING MATERIAL

So... Being that it is what it is. I'm opening up a free ricing to my car.
Here is your victim:
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So, there really are no rules because this will just become hijacked quickly...
You can either write out, or steal the pictures and photoshop them, or be cheap like me and use paint, then repost them.

The person with the best "rice job" gets... something... I'll think about that...

RICING SEASON IS NOW OPEN
((Rabbit season....))​
 
Oh man the possibilities, my friend got an old corolla, we had a lot of fun with that car. Cut a garbage can glued it onto the hood and wrote Ram Air on it. Tinfoiled the bumpers and accerssories so we had a chromed out ride, and don't forget the "dubs" we got ourselves some autozone spinner hubcaps. We also hooked a folgers can on the tip of the exhaust tip to literally give it a fart can muffler. Then we went to work with our carpentering skills and made a wooden wing to bolt to the back. Was the funniest car ever, pull up at red lights and freaking rev the **** out of it, and then pull a 0-60 in like 30 seconds, only had 76hp@6500rpms and 81 ft/lbs of torque. I wish we would have taken a pic, I don't have a clue why we didn't.
 
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It's gotta have wings, big BIG wings, one on the trunk, and one on the hood.
vertical stabilizer on the roof. (think large shark fin......sorta like a fighter jet's tail fin)
spinner hubcaps.
dual fart cans, doesn't matter if they're both functional or not...need 'em for balance.
decals......remember each decal is a +5HP increase. ("Type-R" badges double each decals point value).
drogue 'chute on the rear panel.....need something to help you stop.
flourescent lights....I've got a couple of old fixtures you can mount under the car, they'll need ballasts and four 6' lights.
12' whip antenna for the giant RC car look.
Hot pink - fade paint job.

That should be enough for your first weekend....................let me know and I'll give you the next weeks work list......................