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Pwned by a Geo Metro...

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FrankenStang

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I got cut off this morning on the way to work by a white friggin' Metro. Then, the mini bastard wouldn't let me pass! Kept switching lanes when I tried to pass.

I was driving the Capri.

I guess I'm just not as crazy as some drivers. The guy looked like he was tweakin'.

(for the record: I will NOT put my beloved Capri in danger)
 

cervinistang

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i thought you were gonna say it beat you in a race!

if you hold your horn for a long time they will move..
 

BK_CAULEY

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yo should have follwed him until he stopped then went all FBD's wife on him. lol that was probably un called for im just mad she mad him get off stangnet. i will edited when i calkm down.
 

FrankenStang

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cervinistang said:
i thought you were gonna say it beat you in a race!

if you hold your horn for a long time they will move..
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No, I'd have to kill myself if that happened.

BK_CAULEY said:
yo should have follwed him until he stopped then went all FBD's wife on him. lol that was probably un called for im just mad she mad him get off stangnet. i will edited when i calkm down.
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Is he ever coming back?
 

BK_CAULEY

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~FrankenStang~ said:
No, I'd have to kill myself if that happened.



Is he ever coming back?
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he told me he doubts it. he said he would have to sneak around from his wife and it is to aggravating.
 

FrankenStang

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Damn...
 

Turkey Sammich

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I created a few new games for people that cut me off. My favorite one at the moment, is when can get into teh lane next to them, is pull a half a car length ahead of them, turn on my turn signal and jerk my wheel like I'm going to run into them. Scared the living crap out of them.

Note: This all seemed normal in my head until I actually wrote it out. Fock, I'm a dangerous driver.
 

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I have this pic of Mr. Magoo in my head Are you sure it wasn't darkwriter?
 

FrankenStang

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ttop88 said:
I have this pic of Mr. Magoo in my head Are you sure it wasn't darkwriter?
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No, his is red.
 

mustangjoe87

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If you are on a multiple lane road you can play "semi trucks" You get next to a semi or really any slower moving vehicle and stay glued to the side of it until you feel those behind you have learned their lesson.
 

Turkey Sammich

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Another game to play when someone is riding your ass is just to decrease speed until you're going less than half of the actual speed limit posted, then gun it.
 

FrankenStang

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Turkey Sammich said:
I created a few new games for people that cut me off. My favorite one at the moment, is when can get into teh lane next to them, is pull a half a car length ahead of them, turn on my turn signal and jerk my wheel like I'm going to run into them. Scared the living crap out of them.

Note: This all seemed normal in my head until I actually wrote it out. Fock, I'm a dangerous driver.
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BAD, Sammich.. BAD!

 

Turkey Sammich

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To think, I'm a proud CCW holder.
 

Darkwriter77

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This is one of those occasions where I wish I was driving some gigantic old Lincoln with hardcore STEEL bumpers, painted flat-black (or with bedliner rolled on, heh). People tend not to act (as) psycho on you when you're driving such a sinister, evil pile of poo on four wheels that it either looks like you have nothing at all to lose and/or trying to play bumper cars with them would result in their certain death.

NOTE TO SELF: Trade in Geo Metro and buy '86-'89 Town Car and another Herculiner roll-on bedliner kit...
 

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Darkwriter77 said:
This is one of those occasions where I wish I was driving some gigantic old Lincoln with hardcore STEEL bumpers, painted flat-black (or with bedliner rolled on, heh). People tend not to act (as) psycho on you when you're driving such a sinister, evil pile of poo on four wheels that it either looks like you have nothing at all to lose and/or trying to play bumper cars with them would result in their certain death.

NOTE TO SELF: Trade in Geo Metro and buy '86-'89 Town Car and another Herculiner roll-on bedliner kit...
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throw some D's on that ***** while you at it!
 

FrankenStang

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cervinistang said:
throw some D's on that ***** while you at it!
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Eww, no. It is forbidden.

 

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3 cylinder metro drivers
 

FrankenStang

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Strype.... don't make me kill Thor Jurkengurkken...
 

Strype

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~FrankenStang~ said:
Strype.... don't make me kill Thor Jurkengurkken...
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I was wondering how in the hell to spell that name...


He's in my garage asleep beside the charcoal now
 
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Bam!
 
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