Seasons Greatings

rbohm

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To my Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2014, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . This wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. In God We Trust & God Bless America!
 
wow seriously? Please move this bull:poo: to fight club so sick of this partisan us vs them get off my lawn bull:poo:... Give it a :leghump:ing rest already... Try to think clearly and for your self, do not :leghump:ing groupthink
 
well I did come into the thread to say merry Christmas but then I read your :leghump:ing OP... Not very Christmas like at all just a pos thread that belongs where pos threads go...
 
If you're a Christian, Merry Christmas.
If you're Jewish, Happy Hanukkah
If you're black, Joyous Kwanzaa!
If you're a Seinfeld fan, Happy Festivus!
If you're a Muslim, Have a holy Ramadan!
If you're agnostic, happy something!
If you're atheist or Jehovah's Witness, happy nothing.
If you're a Mormon quit knocking on my door.
If you're a nymphomaniac, :leghump: you!

THERE! EVERYONE'S HAPPY!
 
If you're a Christian, Merry Christmas.
If you're Jewish, Happy Hanukkah
If you're black, Joyous Kwanzaa!
If you're a Seinfeld fan, Happy Festivus!
If you're a Muslim, Have a holy Ramadan!
If you're agnostic, happy something!
If you're atheist or Jehovah's Witness, happy nothing.
If you're a Mormon quit knocking on my door.
If you're a nymphomaniac, **** ME!

THERE! EVERYONE'S HAPPY!

fixed it for you
 
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