So, I Walk In On My 15-year-old Stepdaughter.....

[Gearbanger 101]

Nonsense! Some of them have dogsleds!

That's.....mostly true.

If you don't have a gun, how can is anyone expected to coax the bear out of the cave?

A stiff breeze usually works for me?

 

[Ronin38]

Canada is mostly uninhabitable. If you don't have a gun, how can is anyone expected to coax the bear out of the cave?

Coaxing the bear out is the easy part, just stand outside with a raw steak in your hand and say, "Here bear, bear, bear."
What happens after that is the tricky part...