SO my mustang wounded me...

Hey man, I'll take it off your hands. $3000 for the whole deal, sound fair?

Those are the worst man, those super clean cuts you really don't feel but they go in like an inch into the flesh. Reminds me of the super hot orthodontist's assistant that worked my braces every month in middle school. Leaned over like that, I had a great view good times

Remember, it could be worse, you could be gay!

MrBobMarley said:

Reminds me of the super hot orthodontist's assistant that worked my braces every month in middle school. Leaned over like that, I had a great view good times

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I was 17 and had it bad for my dentisit's assistant. Gorgeous blond-haired 25-year-old with the most inviting smile (and deep vee-necked scrub tops); made me forget that she was married to some big honkin' Marine from Georgia.

ANYWAYS, the dentist (Dr. Bicknell) has me in the chair, and has pumped a couple-three-four syringes of Novacaine before yanking a bad tooth to replace it with a gold (alloy) crown - good insurance my parents had! He says, "I know you're sensitive about your teeth, and we've got a couple more doses of Novacaine loaded up; so, if you start to feel the drill, just tap Diane ( ) on the shoulder."

So he's drilling away, and I start to feel it. Then I really start to feel it! When I'm pretty sure he's gonna drill through my lower jaw and into my chest, I kinda "stiffen up" in the chair. Diane ( ) notices this and starts reaching over for another needle full of Novacaine about the time I'm thinking "Time to tap Diane ( ) on the shoulder" Then the drill REALLY hits a nerve! Diane ( ) is leaning over reaching for another syringe; and, when the drill starts ripping the nerve out of my jaw, my "tap on the shoulder" turns into a HARD backhand to her chin. Knocks the poor girl clean off her stool and into the wall

I haven't been to a dentist since. About ten years ago, one of the teeth that Dr Bicknell was gonna later fix blew out its filling; then pretty much fell apart right there in my mouth. Spent most of a month of night shift, with a needle-nose pliers and almost a full case of Anbesol; taking that tooth out, piece by piece. Not going to a dentist ever again - it's just too rough to think about

Oh, yeah. I think what started that later tooth to fall apart was when the dying starter motor came off it's mount on the block of the Rice-Eating Generic Chevy Truck, and smacked me on the side of the jaw. So, it doesn't matter who made the car/truck; you're always most hurt by the one you love.

I find if I bleed the car gets fixed right, if I dont bleed Ive always have problems.

I can't believe that dentist man, he shoulda numbed you a lot more before the drill. I know you feel bad about clocking the hot chick, but I see it going down in my head and I have to laugh

She was ok though, right?

Hey allcarfan; Y2K4 STANG speaks the truth:

Y2K4 STANG said:

I find if I bleed the car gets fixed right, if I dont bleed Ive always have problems.

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Yup! My first go with "Larry" (my F150Lari--at) was a new fuel filter. Scrubbed the skin off two knuckles. Second time was a simple oil & filter change....two different knuckles when I punched the crossmember as the drain bolt finally let go. And a big scrape on the knob of my left wrist when the oil filter finally came loose and I smacked my hand on the front diff.
Yes, Larry and I are now blood brothers

MrBobMarley said:

I can't believe that dentist man, he shoulda numbed you a lot more before the drill. I know you feel bad about clocking the hot chick, but I see it going down in my head and I have to laugh

She was ok though, right?

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Yeah she was okay and actually pretty cool with it. When I went back for "fitting the crown"; Diane was joking about it. She even had a baseball catcher's mask that she was curious if she should wear.

Yeah, I knew I was

StangDreamin' said:

What ER to I gotta visit to meet Dr Hottie????

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Not anywhere near YRMC, I promise... and sides checking out docs there kinda really gets ruined when mom strikes up personal conversations with every single doc in town... Not to say there wasn't a cute doc after the s10 incident, but then mom asked him how his honeymoon was and then No Kttn reappeared from a bathroom visit, so that pretty well shut me up