THE BEST RICER VIDEO YET

The "friends don't let friends drive rice" and rice icon is mine

Well Boss 351, since you've posted in this thread, it should be full of the ricer lovers in about 4-5 hrs. You draw them like moths to a light.

strtrcr50 said:

Well Boss 351, since you've posted in this thread, it should be full of the ricer lovers in about 4-5 hrs. You draw them like moths to a light.

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you should see it in real life I told ONE ricer that I won't join their street race (they do the real thing in a dead end street) I also said that it's stupid because it costs only 5 bucks at the Friday night street races (at the track). I also pointed out that I don't want to get in trouble for proving that a 14 second mustang is faster than a 17 second honda (their cars are stock except for wings and fart pipes). But I did also say that they would have to race my 17 second (don't have a clue, didn't bring it to a track) Accent first since most ricers can't even beat that POS - why waste gas in the Mustang?

Oh but I guess I pissed him off one day because I left for work in the morning, there were two ricers (one of which wanted to race me) parked face to face with the hoods open and the owners were sitting in lawn chairs near their cars. I figured "okay whatever"... AT LUNCH TIME I go back home and they're still there.... At this point I find it's funny. NOW after 4pm in the afternoon THEY ARE STILL LOOKING AT THIER cars. Well I couldn't help it, they have been looking at their engines ALL DAY! I just slowed down and said "You can look at your cars all day but I bet you CAN'T find an engine in there"...

Now since then, I've had a bunch of riced out POS hondas slowing down in front of my place and spinning the wheels all night (when the roads are wet). My neighbor's cars all vandalized (mine left alone maybe because of the Viper alarm system). Last thing that happened was that they called the cops making complaints that my car makes too much noise. I even had two ****ing cops show up, I gave the cops **** - told them what was going on. I gladly started up my Mustang to show them that the damn thing makes less noise than a moped. Cops agreed and told me to "hang low" for the next few weeks.

So now I don't EVEN drive close to my place with the Mustang, I keep it in the country at my PARENT's because I'm too scared the jealous ricers will end up scratching my car or something. I HATE ricers in my area. Before when I moved here, there were NO HONDA POS cars. Now there are 5 ricers that live on or near my street. They HATE anything that's faster than them. Rice here is an epidemic, I wish it could be cured but youth is more than retarded here... maybe it's the french, I don't know but man I hate this ricer-nation!

Boss 351 said:

Oh but I guess I pissed him off one day because I left for work in the morning, there were two ricers (one of which wanted to race me) parked face to face with the hoods open and the owners were sitting in lawn chairs near their cars. I figured "okay whatever"... AT LUNCH TIME I go back home and they're still there.... At this point I find it's funny. NOW after 4pm in the afternoon THEY ARE STILL LOOKING AT THIER cars. Well I couldn't help it, they have been looking at their engines ALL DAY! I just slowed down and said "You can look at your cars all day but I bet you CAN'T find an engine in there"...

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Sweet. Saskabush plates on the car with the plywood spoiler. Those are all pretty bad..except for the lawn mower. My lawn mower is a ****box compared to that one.

Dead serious here..anyone have the video of the two stock Civics racing and they bounce of the limiter and grind every gear? I haven't seen it in so long.

The song is a couple years old

Another ricer song
Don't deny it, you're a ricer.

This guy is halariouse about the ricers hah DEFF haveto watch this not liek a race but its a comedian talkin about ricers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oArzG2zGXj4

That's the funniest dam video I've ever seen. Some of that stuff done to those cars has to be deliberately making fun of the rice crowd. Either that or some of them really are that dumb. I love the girl on the trike flying past that car on the track. Priceless!

I have to take some pics, there is an actual wooden spoiler on an acura in town... would have looked okay if the guy would have added more fiberglass to cover the nails... I make it a policy to NOT follow a ricer, you never know when their stick-on scoops, wooden wings, or fart pipes will fall off.

This is pretty funny too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KS2DxNUBVU

Boss 351 said:

This is pretty funny too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KS2DxNUBVU

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I was waitin for one of his doors to fall off.

Funny video!!!
LMAO

Boss 351 said:

This is pretty funny too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KS2DxNUBVU

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Don't hate yo. I'm waitin' fo the kit fo my '86 GT. It'll be off the chizain. Gonna make the hatch split in two and wave at the honeys.