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AznStanger3v

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Good grief. I was coming home from the track that was SUPPOSED to be open but doesnt open until April 1st now and I see this white Civic with a kit on it. I saw his hood popped and it was completely stock. Not a completely stock motor swap, but stock. So I start to leave and he gets all Dukes of Hazard on me and hops in his car. I roll my eyes as my friend is wondering what the hell he is doing. He just put a dent on his hood. hahaha. So he follows me for no reason at all and passes me...but not a normal pass. I see his arm waving out the window with a wad of ONE DOLLAR BILLS. I couldnt stop laughing. So my friend tells me to pull next to him to see if he can grab it really fast. So i nail it and so does the civic that is already 5 cars ahead and i gain ground on him like he was standing still. my friend leans out the window and swatted at the money. HE HIT IT OUT OF HIS HAND and it flew away in the wind. I almost died laughing. the kids face was so priceless. So I took off and he couldnt catch up. That was by far the funniest stunt my friend has ever pulled. I didnt think he had the balls to go for it. That was very stupid of him to lean out the window and do that, but it was so worth it, i dont care what anyone says.
 

SN95StangMan

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I dont know which kid was stupider, the one hanging out of the window, or the one driving the Honduh. Good stuff though lol.
 

89 blue lx

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hahahahahhaha thats great
 

jmuva44

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Okay, for real.....is this a birth defect or a long line of imbreading? I mean yeah the Mustang is most certainly not the fastest car on the street when stock but come on. What makes these kids think that Civics, even mildly modified Civics, are sporty at all??? Do these kids really know anything at all about cars or are they just complete posers who know nothing about them but think that by "tricking out" a 100 HP Civic its gonna help them get girls......no offense to those of you with Altezzas but as soon as I see them or a fart can, ESPECIALLY on a cavalier, civic or other 4cylinder, I make sure to give 'em an ear of Prochambered V8. If I see a Prelude, Integra or one of the newer cars like an Evolution, SRT4 or RSX then I give a little respect and know that there is either a slight chance that I may get smoked or that I will.I know we make fun of these guys all the time but I just dont understand, especially with how common they are across the entire country.
 

Slow5.0

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OrangeMustangGt

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omg!!! LOL i hate ricers
 

Mustangless

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SN95StangMan said:
I dont know which kid was stupider, the one hanging out of the window, or the one driving the Honduh. Good stuff though lol.
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Boss 351

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LMAO!!!



They think their cars are fast because they play need for speed on their PS2 inside the car and escape reality when driving at 200+ while technicaly being in a Honda Civic. It's law of the stupid when it comes to ricers.
 
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wytstang

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Dent on hood-$200
Hand full of ones-$10
Look on face while you pass him while his money flys away-$PRICELESS
 
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SN95StangMan said:
I dont know which kid was stupider, the one hanging out of the window, or the one driving the Honduh. Good stuff though lol.
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I would say the kid in the Honda. All you have to have is half a brain to realize stock Hondas aren't fast. Come on they probably have to time him with a calendar when he goes to the track. Damn ricers.
 

TheDamned

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I have no idea whats up with kids these days...

I'm at college so I see some posers EVERYDAY with their fart cans.. They always pass in front of Bus Stops where there is like 30 girls... And, they all check and theyr like (the girls) : WOW AWESOME CAR LOOK AT HIS CIVIC!!

I'm like
 

Zero Signal

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Man that's so awsome.

Wait till you get to college, the ricers don't go away, they only get more expensive!
 

TheDamned

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Zero Signal said:
Man that's so awsome.

Wait till you get to college, the ricers don't go away, they only get more expensive!
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I can confirm that, sadly
 
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TheDamned said:
I can confirm that, sadly
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AGREED. DADDY'S BOYS
 

HtownGT

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**** her ein a&m galveston the only ricers ive seen are like rx-8, s2000. there is only like 2 or 3 real ricer fart can cars here, the other sports cars are classic stangs, ls1 T/As, lightnings, z/28s and SS, GTs, MACh1s, Cobras, a porsche, adn a few LT1 vettes. its nice not having that much rice at school to bad im going to main campus next year where they have a bunch.
 

Car Nut

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I remember a few years ago in college when a few of the ricer-type students thought they were absolutely unbeatable and so cool. Well, over the course of one afternoon, two other students with older, not so nice looking Mustangs dropped by for a friendly conversation. The ricers were definitely intimidated by each stanger and sure enough, when the fastest one of the bunch wanted to race the stangs, it was just ugly on both accounts. From then on, they would barely look in the same direction of either car when they passed by. I just laughed and new then I had to have a stang. I think the other cars consisted of a Supra, 300z, 3000GT, etc. and they were dressed up with all the necessary mods: stickers, fart can, oversized wing, and a few neon lights inside and out.

Nothing put the fear into more guys in college than a decent stang with a full exhaust upgrade. That low rumble got most everyones attention, whether they were faster or not.

If you grow up with nothing but minivans, SUV's and station wagons, I'm sure most anything smaller will seem fast. I'm sure most ricers probably brag about whose dad's minivan is faster.
 
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Fast94Cobra

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hilarious
 

mustangramair

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IF you are dumb enough to hold your money out the window while driving you deserve to get it slapped out of your hand.
 

Henpecked

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Maybe these ricer's are only reliving their glory days of go-carts and peddle cars. ha ha So when they grow up to be real men they'll want real cars. By the way when you buy one of these rice burners do they come in sets like other rollerskates?
 

95tealGT

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It shames me that they are all in my same age group. I just turned 18 and I'm lucky enough that I have a group of friends in my high school that are into domestics. Unfortunately a few miles up the street is another high school and its completely opposite and its loaded with the worlds dumbest ricers.

You're friend is the man for making that ricer lose his money. Whats the bet he turned around and picked up the cash that his daddy probably gave him for gas money.
 
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