Things EVERY guy does.

95Vert · Feb 22, 2006

1. Leave one stall in between pissers.
2. Roll over and fall asleep after sex.
3. Drink beer. (if you don't drink beer AT ALL, your GAY!!!)
4. Have to pull on underwear(if you wear some) to loosen the nuts.

FORCED2DV8 · Feb 22, 2006

5. Look at nice Boobs ( even if there not your wifes)
6. Spend more money on cars than you should.

94gts · Feb 22, 2006

7. Fart or burp whenever you have to, wherever you are, and whoever you are with

shallowreef · Feb 22, 2006

8. using the internet as your personal private escort service!

timeless2 · Feb 22, 2006

9. Spend too much time on special interest forums.

shallowreef · Feb 22, 2006

10. never under any circumstances, no matter how important it may be do we pull over and ask directions!

95CobraMike · Feb 22, 2006

11. poop

SeventyMach1 · Feb 22, 2006

11. Use the Al Bundy hand technique. (I learned it when I was 2 years old)

94gts · Feb 22, 2006

12. Never wears a pink shirt

WhiteHeat306 · Feb 22, 2006

13. Will never share an umbrella with another man

shallowreef · Feb 22, 2006

14. Will never use an umbrella

shallowreef · Feb 22, 2006

15. Find that mooning somebody is the funniest thing you can do to anybody.

WHITE94COBRA · Feb 22, 2006

16. Think about sex at least 5000 times a day.......

WhiteStallionGT · Feb 22, 2006

17. look at body before face (at least i do)
18. shave
19. re-use socks as long as they don't smell bad
20. wear a baseball cap at least 5 days a week
21. eat

Blackened302 · Feb 22, 2006

shallowreef said:
15. Find that mooning other guys is one of the gayest things you can do -- it's an "invitation".

fixed

Roland69 · Feb 22, 2006

22. Make a shampoo mowhawk while in the shower.
23. admire your manly figure in the mirror for 10 minutes after the shower.

95Vert · Feb 22, 2006

WHITE94COBRA said:
16. Think about sex at least 5000 times a day.......

Or every 7 seconds.

xr8d302 · Feb 22, 2006

24. Giggle at the word "shocker"
25. Make themselves sound tough when the girlfriend is not there....then cave like a scalded dog when confronted about it by the g/f.
26. Punch each other as a greeting.
27. Try and crush a beercan on their heads at least once a year, only to find that they neither have a stronger head or a stronger hand.

yellow1995Cobra · Feb 22, 2006

28. Watch lots of ****
29. Ask the gf once a week if she would be down with a three some with one of her friends

95strokerPSU · Feb 22, 2006

30. Rubs one out thinking of Pam Anderson
31. Sharts
32. Gets fall down drunk

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